Airport shenanigans

Kid stood in the airport gift shop on the opposite side of the airport seeing as quest cleared the other one out with his what seems like endless funds.. he should really ask how much he won.. he then impulse bought sunglasses even though he'd be leaving he airport at night but those thoughts can't reach him because he looks too sharp in the sunglasses.

Leaving the gift shop he sees quest in the center of the terminal jumping up and down like he's in an old 90s high school movie. Kid walks over to ask "Quest what do you think your doing.." quest stops momentarily to look at kid with a serious face "I'm trying to freeze frame but time isn't stopping." He explains deadpan, "the vacation hasn't started yet. Maybe you can when it's over." Kid theorizes, "why are you trying to freeze frame anyways?" He follows up.

"Heh. A kid like you wouldn't get it." Quest responds with a smug look and a hand on his chin, kid turns to leave with a "fine don't tell me." Ready to leave it at that but quest grabs his shoulders and spins him around, "I have a girlfriend now!" He blurts out to kids unenthusiastic reaction. "Didn't the lady give you a different number." He asks deadpan, "yeah! How'd you know?" Quest says "oh I asked her when you went to the bathroom." Cowboy explains, "I thought you slept the whole flight." Quest says confused, "I woke up when you announced to the whole plane you were going to the bathroom and would return momentarily, also if your rich why didn't you buy a private jet. Or at least first class." Kid says but quest stops listening and starts talking again "okay but the number she gave me was to another EVEN BETTER girl! Who was single! And ready to mingle!" Quest explains.

"Ah.. too bad she most likely isn't in.." kid starts glancing to a nearby sign "Russia. Wait we're in Russia?" He finishes, "oh yeah she isn't in Russia but I've got a date when we return to the U-S of A!" Quest announces getting weird looks from those around them, "how longs this trip gonna be anyways." Kid asks looking at the small luggage quest packed for him, "as long as it has to. Could take days, weeks, months, maybe even years. Or until I get bored and want to go on that date." He responds cashing kids shoulders to droop, "what about my apartment.. wait what about my pet!?" He asks, "oh don't worry I got a house/pet sitter." Quest answers

-cowboy residence-

GrimmReaper002 kicks down kids door stepping in, he then picks the door up and puts it back, he looks around and spots the rabbit cage, "how do rabbits work.." he asks himself until a broom falls out of the hall closet causing him to scream and throw his scythe at it cutting it clean in half and lodging his scythe deep into the floor.

He snaps his skeletal fingers and points at the rabbit still in its cage, "that's what's happening to you if you step outta line! Yeah I knew that was gonna happen and what it was!" He exclaims. The wall phone rings and he springs across the room out of shock.

-back to the Russian airport-

Quest shakes his head "that was weird. Almost like the director cut away just for a joke." He says looking clear over kids head, "what are you talking about now.." kid asks looking up at quest concerned. "Either way your apartment and wabbit is fine." Quest reassures, "I don't have a rabbit.." kid starts but quest picks him up and throws him like a ball onto a nearby bench nearly tipping it.

"I found us somewhere to sit!" He yells not having taken a step yet, kid clings to the bench for dear life after that sudden toss, "were gonna get sent back to America in no time.." he mutters to himself slowly prying his hands out of bench, quest abruptly sits next to kid, "woah nice sunglasses!" He compliments before taking them off him and puts it on over his already on pair of aviator glasses, "haha very funny but can I have those back?" Kid asks looking away for exactly half a second, "have what back?" Quest asks causing kid to look back and see he's only wearing on pair of sunglasses now.. "m-my sunglasses.." kid answers "ooh you got sunglasses? Where lemme see them I bet you look sharp. Like a hammer." Quest says "hammers are dull.." kid replies, "I know." Quest says before standing up, "woah! It's nearly time to get on our tram! Time sure flies when your buying snow globes and picking up chicks!" Quest exclaims gloating at the end.

Kid turns to see a nearby clock say 11:45.. he got them a midnight tram.. he sighs and hops to his feet and grabs his luggage to follow Quest but bumps into the static quest, "come on where's our terminal." Kid asks looking up at quests back, "uhhh... I.. don't know. I was too busy picking up chicks? Did I mention babes?" Quest says still trying to brag, ...kid opens up a can for quest.. a can of country swear talk, and a can of whooping to wash it down. I'll spare you the sights and sounds.

Calming down kid climbs out the bandaged quest as he stands as well, Quest is about to say something but he's cut off by the speaker dinging "will a.. cow-kid and.. sir questman of the lost questian dynasty the eighth the great the impaler and very very handsome.. please report to terminal eight? Your tram is about to leave." The voice says before the speakers go silent.

Kid gives Quest a look before heading to terminal eight, "you never asked what my full name was Kid!" He yells before following.

Arriving at the terminal they see a tram roll in and the silver doors open, the two walk in and take their seats, "so where is the tram heading." Kid asks looking out the front window seeing as it's entirely electronic without a conductor. "Oh I don't know I just specified for it to come at midnight." Quest answers.

Kid sighs as he slouches in his seat.. this will be a vacation that will be hard to forget, even if he wants to.

(A/n?)

Woo I did it.
My end of the bargain is held GrimmReaper002!

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