I've got 5K reads !!

*drum roll*
*wide flash of smile (thts me obviously) *
*someone throws a bunch of roses*
*Am I dead ? Yet ? (thts also me)*
*fans shriek*
*evil grin* 😈
*drumroll*

If you are laughing/getting annoyed/weeping/giggling/shouting/fangirl-ing/sighing on this......well, no hope for you lol.