Today, I will teach you the TRUE creator of Comic Sans.
Using this conspiracy.
If you don't know what a conspiracy is,
WHAT IS YOUR YOUTUBE LIFE,
Or, y'know, just search it up.
99% of this is wrong,
But it felt good to feel smart.
Here we go...

Comic Sans was created in 1994 by Microsoft....or as they say *wiggles eyebrows*
The same year, The Lion King came out
Yes. The Lion King.
That's the key
Lions.
Yes.
LIONS.
Lions live in Africa.
Only Africa.
Where is Africa?
Near Asia.
What else is in Asia?
China.
What do Chinese people Eat?
Fortune cookies.
Which originated in America.
America.
And who represents America?
Captain America.
A star. Captain America's symbol.
What's a star made of?
TRIANGLES.
Now, comic Sans is round.
Like a circle.
Put that circle in the triangle?
THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!
#illuminaticonfirmed

Now we know the truth.
ILLUMINATI CREATED COMIC SANS
I HAVE THIS PROOF.

ILLUMINATI CREATED COMIC SANS

Now think about that
CAUSE I JUST BLEW YOUR FREAKING MIND
I'm so sorry I just did that
Sleep well *wiggles eyebrows*