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I needed a show to base this off so I used The Daily Show. I made the kind of advertisement I think they would use, simplistic.

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M O N O L O G U E - The Daily Show

Trevor: [walks out on stage in a shark costume]

Trevor: [clears throat] This is my audition for Jaws.. I'm just kidding, stop giving me those dirty looks!

Trevor: If you're wondering why I'm wearing this costume, good question. I was wondering the same thing.

[audience laugh]

Trevor: I just watched Sherlock last night.. it's something I do biannually..

[sherlock fans in the audience laugh]

Trevor: They had this story in it,

[Trevor starts reciting story, with a deep voice, one that was very akin to that of a fish,
If fish could speak]

"There was once a merchant in the famous market at Baghdad. One day he saw a stranger looking at him in surprise, and he knew that the stranger was Death.

Pale and trembling, the merchant fled the marketplace and made his way many-many miles to the city of Samarra. For there he was sure that Death could not find him. But when, at last, he came to Samarra, the merchant saw waiting for him the drim figure of Death.

"Very well," said the merchant. "I give in. I am yours. But tell me, why did you look surprised when you saw me this morning in Baghdad?"

"Because," said Death, "I had an appointment with you tonight... in Samarra.""

Trevor: [evil laughter]

[audience laughs]

Trevor: [mumbling to self] I don't know why I ended it like that. I heard Leonardo Decaprio do it, and that's just about it..

[audience laughs]

Trevor: Well anyways.. [gets distracted and starts flicking his fin]

Trevor: [mumbling] sorry, it's just so fun

[audience chuckles]

Trevor: So in this story, you know how the Merchant sees death and turns into Zayn Malik?

[audience snickers, a few teenage girls visibly suppressing tears]

Trevor: See, this is how you know this story is old. I would have asked Siri what the easiest way to escape death was.

[audience laughs]

Trevor: Also, if you're talking to death, why not ask him some questions before you die?
"Were you sad when you reaped Albert Einstein?" or, "can we take a selfie?"

[audience laughs]

Siri: Trevor, this is a reminder for "Jaws 2 audition"

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Okay so my sense of humour doesn't allow this kind of on-demand stuff so I'm sorry for this mess xD

I'm a huge Trevor Noah fan, and I love his work, would recommend. He usually makes political jokes which is what I wanted to do but I don't want to offend anyone, so I made this more modern. I used Jaws, Sherlock, Apple and One Direction references.

10/10 would never do this again.

_BALENCIAGA_