Aries: Have my baguettes child.

Taurus: You no get my baugettes

Gemini: They once told that i smell like perfume, so i got pretty mad at them.

Cancer: They spend too much time around America

Leo: MY CHILD, YOU GET ALL MY CROISSANTS AND BAGUETTES  (Ignores the rest of her kids)

Virgo: mehhhh

Libra: They are pretty good at Uno, and thats all i know

Scorpio: Oui, Je suis Francis

Sagittarius: EXCUSE ME, NO I DONT CARRY A WHITE FLAG AROUND WITH ME

Capricorn: They really like pets, so i gotta Introduce Australia to them some time

Aquarius: You can have my baguettes, BUT IM WATCHING YOU

Pisces: Who?