Aries:
-Russia
What the actual crap-

Taurus:
-China
*joins you*

Gemini:
-South Africa
*slowly backs away*

Cancer:
-Japan
N-Nani!?

Leo:
-Hungary
I must be seing things..

Virgo:
-Canada
*Goes to take a glass of water and dosent say a word*

Libra:
-France
Let me show you how to bake proper cookies, are those sprinkles?

Scorpio:
-India
The. What.

Sagittarius:
-Usa
Don't you dare burn down the kitchen again..

Capricorn:
-Pakistan
*goes back to sleep*

Aquarius:
-Spain
Quick Question, Are you ok??

Pisces:
-Afghanistan
*blinks confusedly then procedes to sleep*