You were scrolling through your phone trying to find a match on tinder, but before we get to this part let us see how you got into this situation first. 

It all started with your friend group at work, they kept taunting you about not having any bitches and them trying to hook you up with one of their friends. Date after date, you kept loosing hope of finding 'the one' they were either not your type or just wanted to fling. 

Which led to your last decision, getting on tinder and trying out a few matches. as you scrolled more and more you kept losing even more hope until you found him. He had the same likes and dislikes over a few topics just like you. in his pictures, he seemed like a nice guy, he was wearing a beige colored turtle neck holding a cup of tea. in the background he had plants near a windowsill, they seemed newly watered since the plants looked wet.

You blushed a little and matched up with him. the conversation with him went like this:

P- hello!

(first initial)- hi! how are you?

P- I'm fine thank you, my name is Poland. you probably already saw my username though :0

(first initial)- its nice to meet you Poland! my name is (Y/N)! i know this sounds a bit soon but would you like to get to know each other face to face?

P- sure! we can meet up at (favorite cafe) at 5pm tomorrow, is that fine?

(first initial)- sure! see you then!

your mind wandered onto various questions, what if he thinks I'm catfishing? what if he's catfishing? what if he doesn't like me? what if he kidnaps me?! what if he already has a girlfriend?!

you paced back and fourth getting more and more stressed by the minute. you texted your friends about the date just in case that fifth thought is true. You then got on call with your friends for the rest of the time until they hung up. by the time they did hang up, it was already dark and you decided to go to bed.

the next day you woke up pretty late, around 12pm to be precise. You finished everything you needed to do in two hours, took an hour long shower, and for the rest of the time you had been getting ready. 5pm came around the corner and it was time to go on your date. you got into your car and drove to (your favorite cafe).

when you walked in he was already seated at a corner, you walked to his table. 

"hey Poland right?" you say with a smile. "Ah! yes that's me, you must be (Y/N) right?" he asks as he fiddles with his hands nervously, a pink blush appearing on his face. "Yup! I know it might be weird but you look really cute!" I said. Hopefully he doesn't think I'm a creep! oh fuck did i fuck up!?- "Ah! y-you look cute too..." he says as his tone becomes softer with each word. his face flushing bright red.

The entire time you both talked about your favorite topics, laughing at each other's jokes, flirting from time to time. Y'know the usual things you do on a date.

by the end of the night you gave him a kiss on the cheek. "thank you for this fun night, i hope we can do this again." you said smiling at him as his face flushes red. He scratches the back of his neck, "Oh, i-its not a problem if anything i should be thanking you for asking me out first." we both laugh. "well we can do this again next week if you'd like" I say as i feel heat coming to my cheeks. "YES! I mean- sure! I would love to!" he says as his face becomes even more red, so red it might make soviet jealous. "well then until next time! bye~" i said as i walk to my car.

...

"and that is the story of how me and your mother met!" Poland said to his first born daughter, Daria and second born son Anatol. "Eww!/Awee!" the children said. You walk up to your husband and children "hey, it's dinner time! Kids can you go set the table for me please?" you said as the children ran to the kitchen. You pecked your husband's lips. 

"were you telling them the story of how we met again?" you said a playful smile growing on your face. "what's wrong with it Moje kochanie? It's my favorite story!" he says as you giggled at his comment. "i can tell! now let's go before the kids eat all the food" you say as you both walk to the kitchen hand in hand.