Note: I was given a dare by my friends to write this so don't ask!

Me: *legit thinking about the different Country Couples' weddings and how it's gonna be like* hehehe!

Random CH Fan: *walks up to me and taps my shoulder*

Me: *jolts back to reality and was about to attack* I am still not telling- oh it's you... sorry about that!

Random CH Fan: It's alright! Though I have question! Like four of them!

Me: Alright! Shoot me with them!

Random CH Fan: So how does Nepal and Bangladesh kiss tho?

Me: *thinks* Oh crap I know where this is going!

Random CH Fan: :)

Me: Well...

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Nepal: *legit tickling Bangladesh*

Bangladesh: *laughing and wheezing on the floor* Oh my- Nepal stop!! HAHA!!

Nepal: Never!!

Bangladesh: *somehow gets the strength and starts tickling Nepal*

Nepal: Nuuu- Hahaha!! *starts to laugh*

Bangladesh: Hah! Victory is mine! *pumps fists into the air*

Nepal: *gets an idea and smirks* You sure about that?

Bangladesh: *becomes confused* what?

Nepal: *kisses Bangla on the lips*

Bangladesh: !!! *blushes mad but kisses back*

Nepal: *pulls away to see a blushing Bangladesh* Well I can see that I have won!

Bangladesh: *puffs up her cheeks in embarrassment and leans against Nepal's chest* Don't do that!

Nepal: Heh! Cute!

Bangladesh: >:3

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Random CH Fan: Now that's cute!

Me: Yup I know right!

Random CH Fan: So how does Myanmar and India kiss?

Me: Hmm...

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India: *legit pacing around the living room room and mumbles to self* Is everything really my fault right now? I feel like I am the cause of things sometimes! Why do I get the feeling that I always mess up things and Paki's right about it... maybe he is right...

Myanmar: *knocks on the door to the house*

India: *stops pacing around and opens the door to see Myanmar* Oh hey Myan!

Myanmar: hey India! Say is your brother Pakistan around?

India: *shakes her head* No he went outside somewhere.

Myanmar: I see! I guess I will come back later but before I do I wanna ask if you are okay?

India: Y-yeah I am fine really!

Myanmar: *didn't want to believe it but lets it slide* Alright but I am letting you know that if you ever need to talk to someone else you can come to me okay?

India: *nods her head* Yeah.

Myanmar: *gives her a small smile and kisses her forehead* I will see around!

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Random CH Fan: Awwww!

me: yeah and they aren't a couple yet so yeah but I can tell that they will be mostly kissing like that and all!

Random CH Fan: Okay so how does Pakistan and Iraq kiss?

Me: *nervously sweats cause of other reasons* let's see...

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Iraq: *at home making lunch*

Pakistan: *rings Iraq's doorbell*

Iraq: *stops whatever she was cooking and goes to open the door* Coming! *goes to the door and opens it only to see a distraught Pakistan* Oh god Paki what's wrong?

Pakistan: *hugs Iraq and starts to cry*

Iraq: *hugs Pakistan back and tries to calm him*

Pakistan: I-Iraq... am I really a-a m-monster...?

Iraq: *eyes widen at the question and slowly shakes her head* No you aren't, please don't think that you are one and if it has something to do with the past then don't think of it cause that wasn't you Paki. You were never a monster i can promise you that!

Pakistan: *mumbles* Thank you... *gives her a peck on the side of her forehead*

Iraq: *giggles and kisses her cheek* Your welcome!

Pakistan: *smiles a bit*

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Random CH Fan: That was a really sad! *takes a tissue and blows into it*

Me: I know and I can see that you are done so uh bye-! *was about to walk away*

Random CH Fan: Wait! I have one more!

Me: *slowly looks back* Oh! Really? I thought you were done so uh... go on? *thinks* please don't say it please don't say it!

Random CH Fan: So how does Bangladesh Army and Palestine kiss?

Me: *thinks* oh god help me...

Random CH Fan: Um... you okay?

Me: yeah... I am so uh you wanna know about that one?

Random CH Fan: yeah!

Me: Well... you see...

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Bangladesh Army: *pins Palestine against the wall*

Palestine: *blushes* U-um Army what are y-you- *gets interrupted by Army kissing her roughly*

Bangladesh Army: *roughly kisses Palestine while using his right hand to caress her left cheek while his left arm is wrapped around Pales' waist and brings her closer to him and slightly licks her bottom lip for entrance*

(The heck am I writing!? I am still innocent fools!)

Palestine: *hesitantly lets him do it*

Bangladesh Army: *inserts his tongue in her mouth and french kisses*

Palestine: *puts a hand on his chest after while to tell him that she needs air*

Bangladesh Army: *slowly pulls away only to have small strings of saliva still connecting*

Palestine: *trying to catch her breath* T-that w-was... s-something...

Bangladesh Army: *smiles a bit* Sorry about that *nervously scratches his neck*

Palestine: I-it's fine really!

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Random CH Fan: Oh wow!

Me: *legit rocking myself back and forth while thinking about life*

Random CH Fan: So that's it?

Me: *looks at them confused* What do you mean?

Random CH Fan: Well I mean- *comes to a realization* Are you innocent?

Me: *looks at them like they seriously came out of a planet* Um yes? I am no writing some unholy stuff ya know! I don't even know the stuff!!!

Random CH Fan: Uhhhhh...

Me: *gets up and goes to a corner*

Random CH Fan: Um... what are you doing?

Me: Staying in here till I rot while thinking about my life choices and what I just had to tell you about their kissing just now! ;-;

Random CH Fan: ... *thinks* oh good lordy I should've stopped when I could... ;-;

A/N Wow! 5 chapters in one day! Sweet! Now again this was a dare and yes my innocence still lives and this was a dare by my friend and yeah good day/night/evening/afternoon/whatever! xD