Request for ch40ticrussi4

Woo this is a throwback!! I haven't done one of these in like forever.

remember, requests are always open!!

Russia: You are the worst
America: You're literally touching my ass right now
Russia: Yes, but with resentment

~~~

America: You've been stalking me?
Russia: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"

~~~

Russia: I mean I tried to kill my boyfriend multiple times and it comes up less than this.
America: Way less than this.

~~~

America: That was so hot, Ruski
Russia: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets
America: I'm so in love with you

~~~

Russia: Y'know what your problem is? You're really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.
America: You think I'm cute?
Russia: Shut your pie hole!

~~~

America: I'm pretty, but I'm tough. Like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ballgown.
Russia: What does that even MEAN?

~~~

Russia: Are you trying to be annoying or does it come naturally?
America: It comes naturally.

~~~

Russia: You're an idiot.
America: That's the charm.

~~~

America: Ruski, look the moon's out!
Russia:
Russia: That's the sign for Burger King.

~~~