Poland's birthday special :DDD

Characters: Poland, Germany, Russia, America, Canada

Poland: Oh my god so many presents?! I didn't get you anything, Niemcy! Uh, let me swing to the store, just a second-
Germany : Polen it's your birthday- what do you mean-

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America: Hey Poland! I got you a gift for your birthday!!
America: *hands Poland a large bumblebee squishmallow*
Poland, holding it gently: oh my god
America: Poland?
Poland: *crying with joy* so soft... so round... a baby.... Thank you....

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Canada: Happy Birthday, Birthday Boy! Go and blow your birthday cake because it's your birthday, birthday boy and we got you a birthday cake for your birthday that is birthday cake flavoured! isnt that just perfect for your birthday? do you like it?
Poland:
Poland: i'm so lost but I LOVE IT

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Russia, holding a present: Happy birthday, Poland. I brought a gift for us to enjoy while we celebrate.
America, holding a bag: I've brought a gift too. Take it or leave it.
Poland: Aww! That's so sweet! What did you bring me, Niemcy?
Germany: A question.
Poland:

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Poland: I wish I was a cow in a field. No wars. No conflicts. Just moo.

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Russia: I'll have a vodka and....  He'll have a Capri-Sun
Poland: Russia! I'm older than you!
Russia:
Poland: I can order my own capri-sun!

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America: People underestimate me.
Poland: That must be nice. No one estimates me at all. They just say, "Oh, look at that country. I have no estimates about them."

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Poland, at home alone: *Sneezes*
Reichtangle: Gesundheit
Poland: thank you!
Poland:
Poland: wait.

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Russia: you aren't badasses.
America: aren't we? Well, once someone held a door open for me and I didn't thank him.
Russia, sarcastically: wooow.
Russia: What about you Poland?
Poland:
Poland: i was the someone

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Poland: Perhaps I'll just drink my sorrows away
Poland: *opens a Capri Sun*

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Poland: I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE SEEING ME AS A BABY! I'm not a child. I'm a smart, independent individual!
Germany:
Germany, to America: What are we supposed to say? He is so innocent...
America: Give him your gummy bears. That way he'll stop complaining and speaking.
Poland: HEY! I'M RIGHT HE-
Germany: Shush. Do you want the gummy bears or not?
Poland: THIS IS N-
Germany: Do you want them or not?
Poland: ...I do.
Germany, handing Poland the gummy bears: There you go.
Poland, with his mouth completely full: Dis poves nofinn

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Russia: *punching the walls*
Germany: What is he doing??
Poland: I don't know?! I just said "Hi, there!" And he started freaking out. Did I say something wrong?
Russia, still punching the walls: SO- FUCKIN- ADORABLE- ARRGHH