Wooo here's to 2021 being fucking OVER!!!

Characters: America, Russia, Germany, Poland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Belarus, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Third Reich, British, Soviet

Canada: what's everyone's new year's resolution?
Poland: to be more relaxed.
Russia: not gonna happen when I'm around.
America: I'm gonna grow taller
Russia: lol good luck
German: What's your resolution Russia?
Russia: ... to go solo

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America: The six days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on a vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

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Belarus: My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Russia: That's great Bela, now all you have to do is find a plane load of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

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America: *raises his glass* I would like to offer a toast. I cannot believe we've already gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery. 
Australia: Cheers.
New Zealand: you do that toast every year.
Australia: Yeah, but this year, it's extra true.
Canada: He has a point. 
Canada: It's been bad.
New Zealand: You know what? True. Cheers.

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Canada & Ukraine: 3... 2... 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR! *starts kissing*
America: Guys it's not even midnight yet can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off

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America, looking at a fireworks display in the distance: It feels a little weird to say this... but it's nice having everyone together here tonight.
America: Been a helluva year, anyways.
Poland: All the better to reflect and improve upon ourselves in the future.
Canada: Germany, was all this your doing?
Germany: "Auld Lang Syne" literally means "old long ago".
Germany: ... But I'd rather think of New Year's as an unspoiled universe.

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America: alright, somebody kiss me. somebody kiss me! it's midnight! somebody kiss me
Russia: alright, alright, alright! *kisses him hard on the lips* there
both: wait a minute-

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Third Reich: There's no rule against using your New Year's resolution for evil
British, tired: Go to sleep.
Soviet, still awake an hour later: He's not wrong, though

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America: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Canada:
Canada: I was so sure yesterday we were somewhere in mid November what-

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Kazakhstan: I thought you said you weren't going to stay up with us to ring in the New Year.
Russia: I'm not. I'm staying up to make sure the old one leaves.

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Russia: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Poland: You could stop drinking.
Germany: You could be less lazy.
America: Don't be such a bitch.
Russia: Okay, DAMN.

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Australia: my resolution is to refer to myself less often as "trash" and more often as "recycling" because at least my nonsense is eco-friendly and sustainable

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Poland: Hear me out.
Poland: What if instead of kissing someone at midnight on New Years, we just all collectively scream?

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Canada: Happy New Year!
Ukraine: *kisses him*
Canada: :D
VS
America: Happy New Year!
Russia: what's so happy about it the world still sucks
America: D:

Anddddd that's it!!

I hope you enjoyed this book so far, with school and everything I haven't updated as often as I should have but I will try to have more regular updates on 2022!

:DDD Happy New Year everyone!!!

(Also I swear I had this out at midnight but my internet had a seizure or something and wouldn't load—)