India 🇮🇳 :Shut up paki

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : but I did not say anything-

India 🇮🇳 :But you were thinking and that's annoying

Pakistan 🇵🇰 :*i can't even think now?*

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India 🇮🇳 : I don't even know what I'm doing anymore..

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : OW! I stabbed myself with a zipper!

India 🇮🇳 : Alright, What the heck are you saying?! How can you "stab your self with a zipper"!? Are you stupid!?

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : Yes She is

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : I'll ignore you

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Normal brothers-

America 🇺🇸: I'm cold, Can you slow the fan's speed?

Canada 🇨🇦 : Sure!

Pakistan and India-

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : I'm cold..

India 🇮🇳 : C'mere let me set you on fire.

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : *Slowly sipping tea from a corner wondering how they're related*

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America 🇺🇸: I sorta did something stupid and i need your advice but i dont want any judgement or criticism.

India 🇮🇳 : And you came to me?

America 🇺🇸:Dad is way better than you...

India 🇮🇳 : yeah so much 😑

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India 🇮🇳 : Joke's on you, I hate every one equally

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : Even me?

India 🇮🇳 : Nah not you. I hate you more than anyone else.

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : so do I

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India 🇮🇳 : Sometimes, when China is being mean to me, i look at him through a fork, to pretend he's in jail. It heals me spiritually

Germany 🇩🇪 :Are you ok?

India 🇮🇳 :idk

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India 🇮🇳 : I wonder if clouds ever look down at us and say this about us like we do about clouds

Russia 🇷🇺 :what would they say?

India 🇮🇳 : (Pointing to America) Hey! That one looks like an Idiot!

Russia 🇷🇺 : good one

America 🇺🇸: I can hear you two! Stop backbiting!

India 🇮🇳 : sorry, the clouds were describing you

America 🇺🇸:*seriously?*

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India 🇮🇳 : I'm quick at math

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : Okay, Whats 38 times 17?

India 🇮🇳 : 24.

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : But thats not even close

India 🇮🇳 : But it was quick

Pakistan 🇵🇰 (to Bangladesh 🇧🇩 ): he has hit his head hard somewhere

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : agreed

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Pakistan 🇵🇰 : Roses are red, violets are blue, i hate chai-

India 🇮🇳 *barges angrily* : Say that again i dare you.

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : Who are you to stop me from hating chai?

India 🇮🇳 : The Chai king, you littl-

UN 🇺🇳: Are they always like this?

Bangladesh 🇧🇩 : Every. Single. Time.

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America 🇺🇸: Its illegal to be prettier than me

India 🇮🇳 : Well, Shoot guys, guess were all going to jail

America 🇺🇸: why are you bullying me a lot?

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India 🇮🇳 : Your like a cloud.

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : What?-

India 🇮🇳 : When you disappear, its a beautiful day.

Pakistan 🇵🇰: so you mean i am the part of nature and you know what nature is? It's beautiful,so you mean I'm beautiful

India 🇮🇳: shut up

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