motivation is A S C E N D I N G
(why am i editing this so much after publishing it HELPME)

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New mexico: Yo del have you seen DC?

Delaware: No why?

New Mexico: Havent seen him around for a while-

meanwhile

DC: *looking absolutely traumatized*

DC: i have seen...unspeakable things.

DC: help

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America: hey nada-

Canada: ho ho ho

Canada: n o

America: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING

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Nobody:

Utah: *BREAKS DOWN DOOR* WHO WANTS TO PLAY MONOPOLY

Delaware: ABSOLUTELY NOT. LAST TIME WE PLAYED THAT ONE OF YOU NEARLY BROKE A WINDOW AND THE TV AND DID A LOT OF UNSPEAKABLE THINGS

Utah: t o m f o o l e r y 

DC in the hallway: should i bring up the fact someone also broke the Nintendo as well last time we played monopoly- 

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Alaska a while ago: *casually taps new jerserys shoulder*

Alaska: today i learned a new curse word

Alaska: it is fuk :3

any of the states: *ABOUT TO ATTACK EACHOTHER* OKAY WHO DID IT?