Delaware: F-FATHER- DONT GO THROUGH MY SEARCH HISTORY-
America: ;blinks and casually clicks history;
Delaware: FATHER-
(just imagine it as that dont turn me into a marketable plushie meme)

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(yall we got a long one comin up..PREPARE YOURSELVES)

;insert broken coffee machine or whatever its call my brain isn't working;

America: So...who broke it?
America: Im not mad...i just wanna know

Nobody:

Literary none of the states or territories:

DC: I did- i broke-
America: No..no you didn't..Oregon? 
Oregon: Don't look at me! Look at Vermont!
Vermont: What? I didn't break it-
Oregon: Huh. that's weird..how'd you even know it was broken? 
Vermont: Because its sitting right infront of us..and its broken.
Oregon: Suspicious..
Vermont: No its not-

New mexico: I-if it matters..probably not- but Wy was the last one to use it-  
Wyoming: Liar i dont even drink that crap!
New Mexico: Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee curt earlier? 
Wyoming: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everybody knows that Road! 

(funfact: New mexico nickname is road or roadrunner cause of his national state bird being a roadrunner...the states be trollin him and Rhode island- )

DC: Okay lets not fight i broke it let me pay for it dad-
America: No! Who broke it?!
Nobody:
Vermont: Dad..Maine has been awfully quiet..
Maine: Oh really?!
Vermont: Yeah really!
;insert states + territories getting into argument;
America: ;Suffering trying to get the states to stop fighting;

NATO: ;casually hiding in a different room;
NATO: I broke it..i burned my hand so i punched it...i predict ten minutes from not they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick..
NATO: ...good..it was getting a little chummy around here..
America: ;spawns; ight listen here you lil shit-

Puerto Rico: *not involved in the current argument*
Also Puerto Rico: *gets popcorn* Well this should be interesting! 
Guam: *also gets popcorn* Agreed

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America: ;Cooking over at Canadas house humming so whatever tf he listenin to;
;insert moose casually walking into kitchen;
America: ;running; WHAT THE FU-

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Canada: ;sees two raccoons on the road; oh my godd-- awwwwwh-
;racoon: ;lil growl and fucking charges at;
Canada: ;backing up; oh shit-

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Yall gimme some countries or states you wanna see being chaotic or smth with random memes/meme audios

and your wish shall be granted >:D