Pennsylvania: WHO BROKE MY PHONE-
New York + New Jersey: *points at Rhode Island*
Rhode: *inhale* people. dear siblings of mine
Rhode: IT WAS DELAWARE
Delaware: NO IT WASN'T*ANGRY FIRST STATE NOISES*
New Mexico + Nebraska from afar: "Damn. They actually did it. Dels gonna probably beat them up and commit a felony"

America: donut
Canada: ITS SPELLED DOUGHNUT YOU IDIOT. D O U G H N U T.
also Canada: either your joking or your being a stupid lil SHIT- *yeets a coat hanger at*
Ame: SCREAMS

America: ok I'm cold *casually puts jacket on*
America a second later: NEVER MIND IM HOT
TOO HOT IM GONNA MELT *yeets jacket off*
Ame: ok I'm cold again

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