from unknown mellie ehhe
for confederate:
"I dare the inconsiderate little shit to crawl into a hole and stay there forever"
Confederate: ..
America: THANK YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUUU
Confederate: *in a hole* :(

For sweden: what did you think of that song?
Sweden: terrified noises

for all the organizations:
Stop having sticks up are asses and live a little why dont you?

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UN: ...u h h
NATO: you think i haven't tried *points to the states* THEIR CHAOTIC.
Asean: i- *sad noises*
EU: *blinks* EXCUSE ME WHA-
African Union: Im just going to uh- *walks out of room*

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For Pennsylvania:
why are you such a snitch bitch

Penn: IM NOTTTT-
Del: yes you are

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For DC:
Bite New yorks arm

DC: GLADLY
New York: *living room*
DC: *stares*
NY: Dee what are you doi-
DC: *casually bites arm*
NY: SCREECHES
New jersey: L

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For alabama:
Sing the entirety of broken halos by KING + infront of your least favorite sibling
Alabama: BET!
Alabama: *runs up to oregon*
Oregon: Yo what are you doi-
Alabama: Got up on-
Oregon: *HITS WITH BOOK*
Alabama: SCREAMS
Oregon: STFU YOU IDIOT

(these two ended up fighting again)

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for florida:
can i have some marijuana?

Florida: we-
Delaware: *slaps* SHUT UP
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for Texas:
WHY DID YOU WATCH THE FOREVER PURGE INFRONT OF HAWAII AND ALASKA

Texas: I THOUGHT THEY WERE SLEEEPINGG!!!

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for river:
meet jerry

Mellie.

I
refuse
to
meet
him.
THATS
A
FRICKING
TORNADO
*punches air in texan*