these pookies have been requested by @Unknown_Mellie  :D

New Jersey: Aye, penn have you seen delaware?

Pennsylvania: No why?
New Jersey: Ive been lookin for hi-
Delaware: *Walks past them towards door*
Penn: Where are you going?
Delaware: To either get Ice Cream or to commit a felony. Ill decide in the car *walks out door*
Penn:
NJ: 
Both: DEL NO-

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NJ: *calls Pennsylvania* Sis this you right here in this alley? 
Penn: ...dude if you see a bitch in an alley way staring at you lookin as if they plannin a murder.. that is not me. Go the other way-
NJ: .....Who is this..
Del: *Staring at intensely*

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Del: Okay yknow what YOUR IN TIME OUT GET ONTOP OF THE FRIDGE
NJ:
Penn: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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Delaware: *sitting on couch*
Pennsylvania: *also sitting on couch*
New Jersey: *Spawns outa nowhere holding gun*
NJ: *casually fires and hits some glass or idk*
Del: *stares* THIS IS WHY DAD DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU  

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Younger NJ: Dad im cold!!
Younger Penn: Dad im freezinggg!
Younger Del: Dad im hungry!
Younger NJ: Dad im starving
Younger Del: Dad-
Younger NJ: Dad!
Younger Penn: Dad!
America: Okay! Can everyone stop saying dad?! 

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when these three playin a game be like:

NJ: DELAWARE!
Delaware: Y-yeah!?
NJ: LOOK!
Del: HOLY SHI-
NJ & Penns ship climbing a fucking mountain:
Del: OH- NO NO NO NO x10
NJ + Penn: HELPPPPPP
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This is Delaware!
Del: Hi
This is delawares dad
America: Ello there
In a second; delawares dad is going to read his sons internet browsing history
Del: SWEATING INTENSIFIES

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Delaware: If anything gets out of line. Take those beautiful teeth of yours. go for the throat and dont let go until the body stops shaking
NJ: 
Penn: 
America in the distance: *sniffles* i taught him well *proud american dad noises*