(The words inside ' are thoughts)

Soviet: 'Is it really such a thing with platonic cuddling, or platonic holding hands? How do I know if it's actually platonic or not? How do I deal with affection I can't just sit there like a brick wall! What if I smell weird? Do I smell weird? They're always hanging all over me what does that mean-'

Reich: HEY, HEY, HUG TIME!

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