Russia: *After getting a scolding and smacked with a belt* I'm gonna call social services on you!

Soviet: *Offers Russia his phone*

Russia: ...Well....you're lucky I don't have their number!

Soviet: *Types the number in and offers Russia the phone again*

Russia: ...I'll actually call them you know!

Soviet: *While showing Russia the screen he taps the call button*

Russia: NYET WAIT-