NK: *Has self-deprecating thoughts*

China: *Sprints pass a crowd of countries* NORTH NEEDS TO KNOW HOW LOVED AND CHERISHED HE IS!!

Reich:

Reich: What the heck just happened.

Russia: It happened last week, too. China said something like: "MOVE I NEED TO TELL NORTH THAT HE'S IMPORTANT AND AMAZING!" before he ran off again.