Taiwan: "HEY!"

China: "WHAT?"

"COME OVER HERE!"

"WHY?"

"YOU'LL SEE!"

"I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHY!"

"JUST COME OVER HERE!"

"NO!"

"IT'S IMPORTANT!!!"

"THEN TELL ME WHY!"

"COME OVER HERE!"

"NO!"