China, texting NK: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

NK: I'd take good care of you! You'd have a nice little garden to explore and I'd set little leaves for you to walk on!

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Italy, texting Japan: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Japan: To be honest, I would probably use you as bait to fish.

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Soviet, texting Reich: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Reich: You are a worm.

Soviet: Thanks.