(This made me laugh so much I had to-)

(Dis about Vietnam btw-)

Cuba: China, why you crying?

China: My boyfriend was cheating on me!

Cuba: :O Oh my god, how did you find out?

China: I saw him kissing a boy at Applebees...

Cuba: Uh- Applebees...

Cuba: Boy that was me. *Laughs* I GUESS I TOOK YOUR MAN!

Cuba: OOPSIE--