Britain and France: *Talking*

Britain: *WHEEZE*

France: *Confused*

Britain: I just remembered something-
I was babysitting a kindergarten class once and there were these two little boys that came up to me and said: "He called me the B word."
And then the other boy turned around and said:
"Motherf***** doesn't start with B."
*Dies laughing*

France: *Concerned for her husband*