f l o r e n c e s a b i n
d i a n a s i l v e r s

in scooby-doo, the secret lairs and tunnels are always behind bookshelves and shit

i know you're not a profiler, but we don't tend to base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in scooby-doo

well, maybe you'd catch the bad guys faster if you did

a a r o n h o t c h n e r
t h o m a s g i b s o n

i often think that if i had a daughter, she'd turn out like you

oh hopscotch, you flatter me so

perhaps that's why haley and i stopped after jack

p e n e l o p e g a r c i a
k i r s t e n v a n g s n e s s

you, my sweet girl, have become the glue that holds this little family together

does that mean you're gonna let me off the hook for spilling juice on your keyboard

hell no, princess

d e r e k m o r g a n
s h e m a r m o o r e

any day that someone gets to see me shirtless is a good day

can you not be a gemini for five seconds

s p e n c e r r e i d
m a t t h e w g r a y g u b l e r

ren, just how accurate do you think this is

um, is this a graph that charts how much you think i spend on capri suns per paycheck

yes

why

just answer

i think you're lowballing it

e m i l y p r e n t i s s
p a g e t b r e w s t e r

boy am i glad they sent you here instead of prison

yeah, i don't think i would've done that great in prison

oh you don't think the other inmates like friendship bracelets and one direction

it sounds like you're asking to have your friendship bracelet privileges revoked

j e n n i f e r j a r e a u
a. j. c o o k

did you eat all the powdered donuts i brought in for anderson's birthday

no

then what's that white stuff all over your jeans

cocaine

d a v i d r o s s i
j o e  m a n t e g n a

kid, you should definitely be in jail

i have done nothing wrong ever in my life

you hacked into the pentagon on a dare and laid eyes on nuclear codes

look, we've already established that i'll do anything for twenty bucks