Me: Sup guys! Like I said in previous chap, I decided to make a mock HGW featuring all the fictional characters from varios medias-

A: Like Fate X?

Me: Like that...I always planned on doing this mock battle just like Nux do HGW of Anime Characters in his channel. Wait, who are you again?

A: Oh right... I'm you from different dimension. Names Ayato but call me A.

Me:... Alright. Shall we began introducing our contestants?

A: Yup!

Saber Class

Me: Our first entry is none other than the Hero of Hyrule, Link!

A: Everybody knows that there's a lot of reincarnation of Link throughout the years of Legend of Zelda franchise. But we'll have to stick with the Adult Link from the Twilight Princess.

Me: This is a literal jack of all traits as he can be summons to be any of seven classes but we all know that Link is preferably to be summon as a Saber.

A: So, he's the Green Saber?

Me:...Close enough. Equipped with the Master Sword, this swordman of countless legend can be the force to reckon with.

A: He's NP is obviously the Triforce Slash from the Super Smash Bros.

Archer Class

Me: Well, well, well. It seems the Megaman decides to join the party as an Archer.

A: Same as Link, Megaman have a lot of variation of him but for some reason, he still stuck in Archer class...well then.

Me: This super fighting robot has a lot of weaponry in his system from every Robot Master he defeated...just imagine that it's Gilgamesh but shorter and wearing blue spandex.

A: Well, it's quite hard to think for a perfect NP for him but I think it's when he combined with his robot pet.

Me: Eh, close enough...

Lancer Class

Me: Oh, boy...who do we have here...

A: It's Vert, the Goddess of Leanbox and Gaming...maybe Yaoi and big boobs... she's from the Neptunia franchise.

Me: Really?

A: Hey, have you seen the tatas?

Me: She's a perfect Lancer that can thrust her spear towards her enemy. Boy, that Master is lucky to have her as Servant...

A: Well, her NP is transforming into Green Heart, her HDD form! Showing more skin and becoming the living personification of Xbox!

Me: Damn, straight!

Rider Class

Me: Now, you must be thinking...who in the right mind will summon him in the first place? Well, whoever he is...he got himself one hell of a Rider.

A: It's Needles Kane from Twisted Metal riding in his ice cream truck!

Me: This guy can also be summon as a Berserker but...who want that when you can ride and ice cream truck with two minigun by his side with a serial killer with flaming head and wearing creepy clown mask?

A: His NP is his ice cream became Tranformer. Yes, it's also a mech. Let just say, he's professional on killing other people...pray that you're not in the other end of the giant machete.

Caster Class

Me: Hey, it's Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalker series...hot damn!

A: Agreed. This succubus is not just sexy, but she's can be dangerous with her magical properties. The moment that you fight here, you'll be hearing SOUL FIST all over again! Just pray that you're immortal so you can bang her~

Me: Ayato...really?!

A: What? I'm stating the point! She's have a very voluptous body-

Me: Carry on. This woman had varies of magical attack such as...shooting homing missiles?

A: The Finishing Shower.

Me: She can drains your souls, fly, attacked you with her clones. She is our foxy mama to beware of...so use protection!

A: Wait-

Me: Her NP is Darkness Illusion...

Assassin Class

Me: When it comes to Assassins in gaming, there's a lot of potential servants can be call forth. But I'll have to pick Corvo Attano from Dishonored!

A: Wait, I thought we choosing Ezio or even one of the Kenway?

Me:...I can't think off a good Noble Phantasm for them...I'm not smart.

A: That's why your friend call you the God of Hentai...

Me: Yeah-Wait a minute! HEY!

A: Corvo is legendary for his efficient combat skills and stealth capabilities. Highly proficient in stealth, he is able to silently infiltrate heavily guarded locations, utilizing various hiding spots including corners, tables, or rooftops. From a far distance, he is even able to utilize the shadows in order to avoid detection. He is also adept in eavesdropping and pickpocketing. Like every good assassin is.

Me: But this is no ordinary like every assassin in Fate. He have the Outsider's Mark, giving him supernatural power, resulting his NP, the Dunwall Butcher...where he become Berserker even if he is an Assassin...! Hey, is that mean he's Rat Assassin?

A: Why in the world we call him that?

Me: He can summons rat to kill people...

A:...Fair enough...

Berserker Class

A: KRATOS!

Me:...No...it's-

A:...AKUMA FROM STREET FIGHTER?!

Me: I'm keeping this fair...you want Kratos annihilate everyone when it just began?

A:...SINCE WHEN HOLY GRAIL WAR HAVE BEEN FAIR?!

Me: My story, my contenders. Now, Akuma also known as Gouki is martial artist that mastered the Ansatsuken with a side of Satsui no Hado. Let keep this simple, he's been shooting Hadoken before Ryu even born.

A: Akuma is literally devil and with Madness Enchantment, we don't know what kind of crazy he'll do. And it's pretty obvious his NP is the Raging Demon that can kill souls....also he can turn into God Akuma.

Me: Well, actually there's a lot of variety of Akuma like Mecha Akuma and Oni but we stop with this for now. It's good thing we didn't bring Violent Ken or Geese or Shin Rugal...

A: GOOD IDEA!

Me: Well, this is the list of the servants competing in our first mock Holy Grail War! The answer is who's gonna win this one? Personally, I go with my boy Saber Link and Vert.

A: Well, I think it's going to be Corvo.

Me: Who do you guys think is going to win this HGW? It's up you to decide!

A: Now that just lame...Kratos win if he was in it.

Me: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW?!