Logan X Patton
Left brain right brain kinda thing
(FantasiesAreMyLife )

So, I hope this is okay, but, I'm basing this off the song 'Left Brain Right Brain' by Bo Burnham. Just a little less... explicit. XD

Lol. I will do a different version of this later, but, yeah.

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Virgil and Roman are lounging around in the commons room of the Mind Palace, when they hear fighting coming from the other room. They look each other in the eyes from the opposite couches they are sitting at, sigh, and get up. They walk towards the kitchen, where the fighting takes place.

Patton and Logan are having a small argument, like they do a lot. Roman looks at Virgil, giving him a look. Virgil, knowing what the creative side means, nods.

Roman snaps his fingers, and he and the anxious trait step back. Logan and Patton are silent for a moment, before music starts playing in the background.

"How did you make this possible again?" Virgil whispers to Roman, a few feet away from Logan and Patton. "I'm the fanciful side, don't question it." Roman whispers back. Virgil just rolls his eyes, and averts his gaze back to the two former fighting sides.

(IGNORE THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO! SKIP TO THE SINGING!)

Logan pushes up his glasses, as Patton is practically jumping with joy.

"I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard 'till my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right. In the right way, 'cuz with the left brain's might-" Logan says, with practically no emotion. Patton jumps in front of him, happiness, and a nice aura shining off him.

"I like Oreos, and puppies! Yes, in that order..! And I cries for at least an hour, after watching toy story three.. WAIT!" Patton exclaims. He keeps singing,

"I am the right Brain! (Sha na na na na!) I have feelings~! (Sha na ha ha na!) I'm a little all over the place, but I'm helpful, trustful, and I'm lookin' for somebody to love! And play Monopoly with!"

Logan butts in, and Roman and Logan look at each other, amused.

"Here comes a male, here comes a male. Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email. Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate, so gather data now and see if he's a possible mate-" Logan gets cut off by Patton.

"Holy ducks! I think he might be the one~! There's something about her..! I just can't describe it!" He exclaims.

"Dick," Logan butts in.

Patton ignores this, "I am the earth, he's the glorious sun~! I want him to trust me...! And I just at him to play board games with us! Yes!" Patton overjoys.

"Alright is Right Brain, your being insane." Logan comments.

"No, Left Brain. I'm just being alive...! You should try it. You might like~ it~!" Patton retorts.

"I worked hard to give him everything he cares about. While you were worried 'bout the things that he was scared about! I'm calm and collected, while you act wild! I am the adult, and you are the child." Logan scowls.

At this point, Roman and Virgil have left the room, leaving the two to resolve this on their own.

"You think your the right one every time!" Patton sings, getting emotional. "You think you know everything... but you don't know anything, at all!" He keeps going-

"Half of his problems were supposed to be mine~! But you wanted everything... I hope that your happy.. 'cuz he's sure not." Patton scolds, getting more emotional by the minute.

"According to my calculations, um, your a wimp."

"Name calling? Really? We're gonna do name calling?"

"I'm not calling names, alright, I'm just stating facts-- and the fact is you're a gigantic wimp."

"I'm the wimp? Well, at least I don't play with toys still." Patton taunts.

"Okay, Rubix's Cubes are not toys, they keep my special reasoning skills sharp." Logan starts to get slightly angry.

"Left Brain plays with toys~! Look at you, jolly dang.. toy player." Patton tries desperately for a comeback.

"Well at let did my damn job! I kept him working, I kept him productive... you were supposed to look after him. You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this-- now your trying to blame me for how he's feeling! How he's feeling! If he's feeling unhappy, it's because you failed him. He hates you, I know he does, he fucking hates you!"

Logan lets all his feelings out, not meaning half the stuff he said. He immediately regrets it, and shuts his mouth. He really punched a nerve on Patton's part.

Patton starts to cry, and Logan's look softens.

"Should we interfere?" Roman asks from the other room. "Nah." Virgil responds. "Let 'em work it out again."

"Right Brain, look, I'm sorry." Logan sighs.

"No your notttt..." Patton whispers, still upset.

"Look- maybe there's something that we could do.. together." Logan says, thinking.

"T..Together?" Patton gasps slightly, still looking down with tears in his eyes.

"Take the best parts of both of us... put 'em together."

"I'm listening...?" Patton says, not looking up just yet.

"It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze. So you could man the themes; I'll man the form..~" Logan continues on,

"It's something that Casey Neistat did, it's something that Jon Cozart did.. it's something special that we could all preform." Logan says, referencing to all of the traits, and Thomas.

"Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away!" Patton suddenly exclaims, looking up. There are no more tears on his face, nor in his eyes.

"I-It was YuTube, we could all do YouTube together." Logan says, after a small facepalm, and a sigh.

(Kk. That's where imma stop the song and stuff.)

"Oh yeah! Yay!!" Patton exclaims, stars in his eyes once more. He bounces up and down on his heels, feelings Bittery, Jittery, and very much Glittery.

Roman sand Virgil walk into the room, holding hands like usual. He snaps his fingers, and Logan and Patton's face go blank for a moment. Them , they are back to normal. "You two good?" Virgil asks.

"Yep!" Patton giggles. "Thanks kiddos!" He then skips off to his and Logan's room, about to take a nap.

Logan nods. "Thank you two. Sorry about that." He walks off to the room he and his boyfriend share as well, going to read a book while Patton takes a nap beside him, like usual.

Virgil and Roman sigh in a synchronized form, and walk off to the room they share as well.

Once they get into the room, Virgil stands on his tip-toes to kiss Roman shortly on the lips. "Thanks. That would have been torture to listen to for any longer." Roman just giggles, and flops down on the bed next to Virgil.

The boyfriends (boyf riends) cuddle up, pulling the blanket over each other. They snuggle and cuddle for a bit, before falling asleep with their legs tangled together sweetly.

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This took me two hours to do, because the power went out at 11:20 PM, and it is now 12:07 AM, and I had an anxiety attack, because the TV cable in my room was clicking, my small purple bat lights were flickering, and the oven beeped downstairs.

I am a paranoid freak

K bye

~Griffin