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So, everybody is a human, and not parts of Thomas. (same age still.) But, they are all friend, and went to the karaoke bar. Virgil decides to do karaoke, and picks the funniest- yet most relatable- song!

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Virgil's POV

Patton, Roman, Logan, and I all walk into the karaoke bar. Roman and I decide to do karaoke, not knowing what each other's songs are. But Patton knows mine, and Logan knows Roman's.

Roman steps up to the karaoke machine first, after we all settle down. People sit in the seats, ready for the karaoke. He clears his throat. The beginning to the song There Are Worse Things I Could Do, from the musical Grease comes on.

I hold back a snicker. Of course this is what he would pick. It's a good musical.

"There are worse things I could do
Than go with a boy or two
Even though the neighborhood
Thinks I'm trashy and no good
I suppose it could be true
But there are worse things I could do
I could flirt with all the guys
Smile at them and bat my eyes
Press against them when we dance
Make them think they stand a chance
Then refuse to see it through
That's a thing I'd never do
I could stay home every night
Wait around for Mr.Right
Take cold showers every day
And throw my life away
On a dream that won't come true
I could hurt someone like me
Out of spite or jealousy
I don't steal and I don't lie
But I can feel and I can cry
A fact I'll bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you
That's the worst thing I could do-oo"

Everybody claps once Roman finishes the song, and he gives his classic prince-like-bow. He walks off stage. "Your turn, my chemically imbalanced romance!" He says to me.

I scoff, yet not nonetheless. I walk into the stage, and the room goes mostly quiet, waiting for me to start. I clear my frost, beginning the song with a small intro. (Song up top)

"Alright there's something truly
magnificent about being sad and that is that
everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
other people are sad all the time and this is just a song
about being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA!

I've got a problem, I'm always so sad
The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad
So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have

I'm just a baby I think that explains it
I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
And nobody likes this picture I painted

My only messages come from my mommy
I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
His shiny white teeth and his muscular body

I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
Why do these small things always upset me?

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

What's a party? I've never been
Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
So I bought two more and I lost again

My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'
I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in

My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in
Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't

My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
But that's just life
It'll be alright

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing this song
If you're really sad
Everything just turns out wrong
If you're really sad
Let me hear you sing along

Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of...
[piano] Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?!"

I finish singing, and a small smile appears on my face. The whole crowd is laughing, and clapping. I bow slightly, and walk off stage.

Roman is standing beside Logan and Patton, all three of them smiling. "That was a great song, my dear!" Roman's exclaims. I chuckle, and roll my eyes. "Thanks, Princey."

"That was great, kiddo! I didn't know you could sing so fast!" He says. I shrug, and Logan nods.

After a few more hours of a few drinks, watching people sing, and just hanging out, we decide to go home.

Logan and Patton head off to their house in their car, and Roman and I head off to our in my car. I start up the car, interwinding my fingers with his on the small space in between the front seats.

"I love you, Sir-Sings-A-Lot."

"I love you too, Hot Topic."