A thick layer of smoke rested around Baekhyun, Yixing and Tao as they smoked all of their problem and concerns away, knowing damn well they should be studying for exams and whatnot. Baekhyun's parents were out of town so the latter was lonelier than ever in his boring ass house.

"Okay, okay.. So uhh.. this one time-"

"Shut.. the fuck up.. Tao." Baekhyun covered his friend's mouth with his hand in attempts to shut the youngest of them up, but his efforts went in vein when Tao decided to licked his hand. "The fuck!" Baekhyun's reaction was slow, he took a step back and almost fell backwards thanks to his bed. "Fuck you..! Bed.. thing..!"

Yixing laughed at the latter's clumsiness as he stumbled out of the bathroom with Baekhyun's toothpaste in his hand.

"Why do you.. have my toothpaste..? Are you.. are you gonna make me uhh.. eat that shit?" The smallest of them mumbled as he struggled to lift himself off the mattress.

"Do you.. want to?"

"Fuck no.." He whined annoyingly loud then chuckled. His head felt as light as a feather and he felt as if he could start flying any second now.

That's when he had a great idea, the best idea he could have in his current state.

"Guys.. uh.. throw me that box of.. of cereal.."

"The fuck is he... gonna do now.." Tao mumbled to himself as he started dozing off on the floor. "I'm.. I'm hungry.." The youngest snorted and weakly kicked the cereal box near Baekhyun's direction. "Who.. has cereal.. at 2AM.."

"Me!" The latter grabbed a pair of forgotten third-grade scissors from under his bed and cut a hole in the middle of the box, as he was about to grab a spoon and dig into his five star meal, Yixing stepped in front of him and squeezed the toothpaste bottle with all his might on Baekhyun's precious cereal. Baekhyun whined again and weakly punched Yixing's back, hoping he would stop. "Th.. the fuck dude..!?"

"Enjoy your.. meal~!" Yixing giggled and pushed the box of cereal near the latter's face. "Like.. hell I am.." Baekhyun scoffed and shoved it away. "Man.. you two sure are.. useless..!" The smallest whined.

And that's when he had an even better idea, he was going to haunt his own house.

It was like an alarming light-bulb lit up in his head. He shuffled around the house, fishing for any random objects he could find for his little experiment. He wasn't sure if it would work at all but it was worth a try.

When he was finished looking for some shit, he found himself with: his brother's teddy bear, an almost empty cup of boba tea that was left on the floor to rot, the mini fan he used during the summer, his mother's bible and that cursed box of cereal with toothpaste on it. Baekhyun gathered all the things and by the time he was done, Tao was completely knocked out on the floor while Yixing was drawing questionable patterns on the wall, mumbling things in Chinese, basically in his own little world.

All that was left to do was draw the pentagram and he could start his ritual.

Before anything, he pulled his phone out of his pocket and after he failed to enter his password correctly four times in a row, he opened Twitter.

'bouta make a pentagram lmfaooo'

The male couldn't find any crayons or chalk to draw the symbol so he stuck with some jam that was innocently sitting in his fridge. He knew this would make a gross and sticky mess later but he wasn't aware of the consequences of his carelessness at the moment.

When he was done, he slipped his phone out again and snapped a picture of his creation. Baekhyun laughed at his own tweet for a good five minutes after he pressed the 'Tweet' button.

The latter sloppily set the objects on each end of the pentagram and waited for a bit. Sometime past and still nothing had happened yet, Baekhyun was sure nothing was going to happen and began whining, "Stupid piece of.. shit.. work dammit..! Why won't it-"

Just as he was about to give up and sulk about his failed attempt to haunt his own house, the lights in his room flickered on and off and the whole room started to shake. The shaking alone got Tao to wake up from his nap and got him to sober up as well. "W-What the fuck is going on?"

"Fuck if I.. know.."

Tao ran out of the room and now it was just Baekhyun and Yixing. Both high. And both clueless to what the fuck is happening.

A light gush of cold breeze swift past them as the lights flickered back on to reveal a little person scratching their eye in the middle of the pentagram.

Yixing fainted as soon as the thing with a devil's horns and tail began floating out of nowhere. Baekhyun looked back the the older's body laying limp on the ground and groaned. Psh, like hell I'm carrying him to a bed.. He ruined my cereal, the latter thought to himself. He was too high to understand the gravity of the situation he put himself in so he just went with the flow and acted like this was a normal day and like this was a normal thing people did every other day.

"Mortal, you have woken me up from my slumber, how dare you."

"Okay.. and? Stop being.. uh.. sting.. stingy.." Baekhyun squinted a little and tried to get his vision to focus on the little person that was floating around him. "Why did you summon me, Mortal?"

"First of.. all.. This uhh mortal has.. uh.. a name!" The latter aggressively pointed his pointer finger around to seem intimidating but he only looked like a total idiot instead.

"Okay? Well? What is-" The floating little demon was cut off by Baekhyun, who apparently wasn't finished speaking. "Aight you demon... motherfucker.. umm.. so here's the... the deal, I want some.. some d-dick.." He cursed himself for sounding so confident and stuttering right at the end. Dammit Baekhyun! Do it right you fuck-face!

Baekhyun inspected the floating thing for a little bit while it just stared back at him with judging eyes, he finally noticed it was actually a dude and not just some weird bug looking thing.

The floating male raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "Erm... How about I give you a good ass long ass relationship instead?"

"But.. But I want a.. a big ass long ass... d-dick.." Baekhyun pouted childishly and looked down at the ground like a dejected child. "Don't worry sweetie, you'll get that." The tiny floating human poked the latter's cheek, trying to catch the giant's attention. The older's eyes sparkled with excitement as he snapped his head back up to look at his new tiny best friend. "R-Really..?"

"Yes."

"C-Can I.. get it right.. uh now..?"

"No."

The latter pouted again. "B-But you said-"

"I said you'll get it, I didn't mention a when, I'll tell you what you're supposed to do when the time comes." The floating male gave Baekhyun a reassuring smile. The older tilted his head and blinked.

"But.. demon dude.. I know how to.. how to eat a popsicle the.. the right uhh.. way."

"I can only imagine you'd know how to.. How else are you supposed to eat it? The left way? What does that have to do with your big ass long ass relationship anyways?"

"I think.. uhh.. I think I know how to.. how to uhm suck real.. real good.."

"Save your suck for later, Mortal."

"But-"

"I said, later."

- April;