*About 1 year later...

It has now been one year since Baekhyun got stuck with Sehun in his life. He can't say it was a bad thing but it wasn't exactly a good thing either. It has now been one year of him trying to get into people's pants and the other intervening every single fucking time. It was starting to get annoying to the point that Baekhyun threatened to though Sehun inside a blender and make some juice out of him. The red haired male started to take notice of what kind of person– Well, demon, Oh Sehun was and he was slightly disappointed to find that he was the total opposite of what he was.

"Okay Sehun, did you grab the list?"

They were on the doorstep of a grocery store.

"Got it right here! Let's see.. erm.." He was sitting on Baekhyun's shoulder while he tried to decipher what the fuck kind of chicken scratch was on the paper, clearly having a hard time.

"What's wrong? Can't you read?" Baekhyun questioned as he passed through the ice cream isle, deciding which flavour he should go with next.

Anyone that passed by would think he was crazy, talking to himself like that in a public environment, he'd often receive weird stares and he considered getting rid of Sehun a few times because of the first hand embarrassment. One time he was having this off the top, ridiculous argument with the younger over if water was wet or not in the middle of a public park. There he was, screaming at Sehun –who only he could see– looking like a total lunatic.

"No? Can you read this shit? You might as well have made a three year old make your grocery list."

"Give me that. What do you expect me to do? Tell someone a spawn of Satan couldn't read my handwriting and ask them for help? They'll think I'm crazy!" Baekhyun mumbled while squinting closely at the piece of paper, as if that'd help him understand his own writing better. "If you of all people can't, then do you really expect someone else to?" Sehun rolled his eyes and snatched the paper from the older's hands. "We'll just go around and get things we–"

It was like the crimson haired male's ability to hear was suddenly powered off when his eyes landed on a fine looking dude in the pet's isle. He was tall and looked like he had just came back from his vacation to Hawaii and decided to go shopping for a spare bag of dog-food.

"Um, Hello? Earth to Byun Baekhyun?" Sehun frowned and turned his gaze to where the other was looking, the first thing he noticed was the tan male squeezing a squeaky dog toy, his frown deepened. "Goddammit, can you not be horny for one holy second? Damn." The younger tugged at Baekhyun's clothes to try to get some kind, any kind of reaction but no luck. "Do you think he jerks off like that?" Was all the older said before he continued to admiring the male.

Baekhyun's eyes wandered places it probably shouldn't have, he was frozen on the spot looking up and down the unsuspecting male from the other side of the store. When the guy leaned down to grab something that he had dropped, Baekhyun sighed deeply and moved to the next isle.

Sehun blinked in confusion. "Why did you.. You were ogling at that dude, what changed your mind? I mean, I'm a demon, but thank god." Baekhyun glared momentarily at the other and sighed again. "He's a pancake ass man.. His dick was probably tiny too.."

"Right... Anyways I think we should–"

"But he looks so hot though.. I'd let him–"

"–Ruffle your hair and boop your little button nose."

Baekhyun was about to open his mouth to correct him but the glare Sehun was sending him made him shut up.

They went on with shopping for things but it was almost as if that hot dude from earlier was following them around everywhere they went.

"You think he wants a piece of this ass?" Baekhyun mumbled after he spotted where the tanned male was, he was choosing which flavour of gum he wanted near the checkout.

"Oh please, it's obvious he wants to propose to you in the middle of a supermarket. I can see it in his eyes. He looks like a dick tho so lets not." Sehun tried his hardest to push Baekhyun in the direction of the cash registers so they could pay for their shit and leave already.

As they left the store, Baekhyun sighed loudly, causing a few passer-byers to throw him a few glances. "Man.. All this hard work of trying to get the hottie to look at my ass and all he did was squeeze some dog top over and over again."

"See, he wasn't the one for you anyways. Hell, the dude kinda looked like a dog too– Actually now that I think about it, he looked more like a bear.. But that doesn't matter! Y'all weren't meant to be and this ends here." Sehun crossed his arms as he rested on top of Baekhyun's head like was some big sitting.. thing... he could sit on when he wanted and where he wanted, the scarlet haired boy didn't argue tho, he figured this would be the closest he'd be getting to someone sitting on him.

Baekhyun kicked the door to his dorm open and dropped all of the groceries on the ground, he couldn't be bothered to put them away at the moment so he just left them there and watched the little devil put away the things for him.

"Hey, Sehun, next time I have some time off we're going to the beach."

"Why the beach?"

"So the waves can smack my ass."

"What was that? I didn't catch it."

"Well I didn't throw it. I said, so the waves can–"

"–Wash away your filth."

Baekhyun rolled his eyes and switched the TV onto a random channel while Sehun finished putting the things they bought away.

There was an ad planning, it wasn't anything special, just someone talking about how they needed a male model for their upcoming product. The male thought whatever it was they were selling was neate, his ears decided stopped listening at the part they actually described the product and his brain began picturing him as model in magazines instead. "Would I cut it as a model?"

"You have the looks, I don't know, maybe? It'd be better than your current job anyways." Sehun shrugged as he put the last of their things away and went to join Baekhyun in front of the TV. "What's so wrong with my job?"

"Everything, Baekhyun. Everything."

"Fine, whatever, I'll give them a call and see if they can fit me in their ad. Maybe they'll let me wear a bikini or something."

Then another commercial came on and Sehun groaned. This commercial was much more colourful and eye catching than the other one and Baekhyun would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued already.

"What show is supposed to be on anyways?"

"Shut up–"

"But–"

"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Baekhyun put his finger over Sehun's face, trying to cover his mouth to get him to shut up so he could watch the damn colourful commercial.

"–Are you a fan of Nintendo? Always wanted a free trip to Japan to visit Nintendo's headquarter with a free tour? Well it's your lucky day! Two of you viewers have the chance to win free tickets for a flight to Tokyo right now! Just answer this question and the ticket is all yours! Who's the founder of Nintendo? Know the answer? Call us with the number on the screen!"

Baekhyun flew out of the couch to retrieve his phone and with shaky hands, he dialed the number.

"What the hell, I thought you said you wanted to go to the beach?"

"Fuck the beach, the beach can wait."

He was about to press the last number when the TV spoke again.

"Goddammit Sehun! If you made me lose this, I swear I'll–"

"Sorry folks! Someone has won one of the tickets! This is your last chance! If you want it call now with the answer to the next question! When was Nintendo founded?"

The red haired male quickly pressed the last number and brought the phone up to his ear, it rang a few times before a lady picked up. "Yes? Hello? Can I help–"

"THE 23 OF SEPTEMBER OF 1889!"

"Congratulations, Sir! You are correct! Please give me the information needed and you should be all set!"

"Of course!" Baekhyun did as told and gave the kind lady the identification she needed to get him a free flight to Tokyo so he could meet hot Japanese dudes like in the manga Sehun reads. After about an hour, he was golden, the woman had sent the ticket to his email and all that he needed to do was start packing.

"Sehun! We're going to Japan! Pack your shit! But.. Not too much, I'm gonna have to stuff you in my bag so you're gonna take up a fuckton of space." Baekhyun threw his phone somewhere in the dorm and began running around the condo, making a mess, the mess Sehun had just finished fixing. "Fuck, where did I put that old ass suitcase at.."

The little devil harshly pulled some of the older's hair to get his attention. "You dumbass, do you even know when you're supposed to go?" Baekhyun blinked and slowly shook his head.

"Figured. The flight is not until a few weeks. You have time."

"Last time you said that, I had to start packing two hours before the flight and I almost missed it!" The short male fixed his hair and continued making a mess of the place in search of his damn suitcase.

"I thought you said we'd be going to the beach."

"Fuck the beach. The beach can wait."

Sehun massaged his temples and sat back on Baekhyun's bed, watching him turn the whole dorm upside down because of one single luggage.

When he finally found it, his shit was scattered all over the floor and the dorm was messier than messy. Sehun sighed, he knew he'd be the one to fix most of it up so he figured he'd do himself a favour and start fixing already.

"Dude, do you wanna choose where you're gonna fit in the suitcase so I can save that space for you?"

"Like hell I'm going inside that."

"Where else are you supposed to go? I didn't win two tickets, you know."

"I don't know? Up your ass maybe?"

"Do you.. Want to?"

"Just– Nevermind–"

– April;