Baekhyun inwardly smirked as he gazed down at the blonde male for a second too long, however, Sehun snapped him out of it by hitting him upside the head. "Hurry up and sit down dammit." The red haired male stuffed his backpack in the overhead bin and ran straight to the toilet, taking Sehun along in the process.

Luckily, it was empty. Baekhyun rushed in and locked the door on his way in.

"What the fuck?!" Sehun pulled himself out of the older's grip and dusted himself off. "Shut up. Just shut up." Sehun raised an annoyed eyebrow and crossed his arms. "Did you see that guy? The blonde one?" The demon blinked, thinking back to the people on the seats, before he got snatched to the bathroom unwillingly. "Was it the baby faced one with the elf ears?"

"Him. He's it. He's the one. He's the fucking one."

"The one..? That fucktard that stole your chips from the vending machine?"

"What? No! That fuck-face is another story. But this guy," He chuckled, "he's the one. "

"The one?" Sehun tilted his head sideways a little as he stared at Baekhyun blankly, the redhead was smiling to himself while staring at nothing.

"Yeah. I can feel it. In here." He pointed to his heart. The younger was about to beam at him but then, "Down there too." Baekhyun snickered as he pointed down at his crotch area. "I can feel the little guy becoming hard just thinking about it. Imagine it, that hot motherfucker on top of–"

"I honestly don't want to." Sehun sighed and shook his head. "I should've excepted this from you."

While Baekhyun was laughing his ass off at his own fucking unfunny joke on the floor while holding onto the toilet bow, Sehun was contemplating how their life would to be like, the ins and outs of it all. In the end, he came to the conclusion that there would be no holes in the plan if Baekhyun made the right moves. But the younger knew the red haired male like the back of his hand, he knew he'd fuck up somewhere, he always did somehow. However, it was nothing Sehun couldn't fix.

Probably.

"Well? Are you done yet?" The small demon hovered in front of the older's face with a scowl glued on his face. "Nah, give me a few more minutes."

"We don't have all day, you jackass. I think you'd probably like to be on your bloody seat when the plane takes off." Baekhyun chuckled and gave Sehun a knowing smirk. "You really need to get laid sometime. You're too uptight, bet your ass is too." The younger smirked back. "Like you'd know of that." The older was about to spit out another smartass comeback when the other sent him a venomous glare that had him shutting his mouth in a second.

"Anyways, I see a possible something with that over grown elf and you. While you were laughing out of your ass for 2 goddamn minutes, I went over to the dude and had a good look at him."

"So you check out my to-be-man? And you were shameless enough to say it to my face like this? Damn. You sure have balls." Sehun rolled his eyes. "Do you want me to help you with him or not?"

"I do. You and I both know I won't be able to pull though without your help. We saw what happened at that damned currency exchanger place– I swear to fuck and all that's holy, that place was haunted or some shit." Sehun scoffed, "Haunted? By who?"

"Fuck if I know, some uptight ghost that is against flirting and shit. Hey you two might be brothers." Sehun snorted and shock his head. "Fine, whatever, I'll help you. Go sit the fuck down and I'll figure something out."

Baekhyun nodded and casually walked back to his seat, ignoring the people that were sitting on the seats near the bathroom, giving him weird stares as he passed by. When he finally made it to his seat, he gently tapped the hot dude's shoulder. "Uhm, excuse me, my seat is over there." The red haired male awkwardly pointed to the seat next to the man with a small smile on his lips. "Oh! Of course!" The male scrambled to get out of his seat and move aside to let Baekhyun pass. Baekhyun took note that when he was standing, he was even taller, just as he liked it. And of course, only for Sehun's sake, he also took note that he was also a gentleman.

When the tall elf dude sat back down, it grew awkward. The red haired male could sense that the blonde elf was glancing at him here and there and he honestly he didn't really mind the slightest bit.

The older was so focused on what the other might be thinking of while he was staring at him that he didn't even notice the girl next to him giving the both of them the most judging look ever. When Baekhyun finally noticed the girl's presence, he smiled sweetly, "Cool hair." Her hair was coloured pink and slightly wavy at the ends. He scanned her face and noticed how much she resembled a doll, cropping out the fact she looked like she was about to explode out of disgust any second now, hell, she didn't even bother saying a simple 'thank you' afterwards. When Baekhyun looked away and focused his vision back on the hot dude next to him, the pink haired girl pretended to throw up and went back to furiously texting someone. He didn't even notice the fact that she was sitting as far away from him as she psychically could.

The guy was flipping through some pamphlet, possibly to the place he was going to visit.

This is it Baekhyun, you'll have to make the first move, try not to screw it up this time.

He thoroughly examined the booklet and noticed it was related to a tour around Nintendo's headquarter. The crimson haired male's jaw dropped open as the possibility of this dude being the other person that won a free ticket to Japan.

Baekhyun gently tapped the man's arm and smiled a little. "Excuse me, I can't help but notice that you plan on visiting Nintendo's headquarters, I was actually going to visit that place myself." The stranger looked over to the smaller and smiled brightly, "Really? Well, I am going there too! I was on my break at work watching TV when a commercial suddenly pops up saying I'd win a free ticket if I answer a question correctly so, of course, I called and I won!" While the male talked on and on about how he had won, the smile on Baekhyun's face unconsciously grew bigger and bigger by the second. He was so happy he forgot to keep listening and didn't even notice the guy was finished talking, the red haired male shook his head a bit and cleared his throat awkwardly. "Wait, for real? I actually won the other ticket!"

"No way–"

"Yes way."

The tall elf squealed, "I'm Park Chanyeol by the way."

Park Chanyeol, huh?

"Baekhyun. Byun, Baekhyun."

They went on, talking about how hyped they were to start packing their bags when they won their tickets when somehow, the conversation shifted to their jobs.

"I was taking some plates back to the kitchen when I saw the commercial playing, I almost dropped the plates when I tried to get my phone." Chanyeol scratched the back of his neck with an embarrassed smile.

Cute.

"So you work at a restaurant?"

"Yup as a waiter, what about you?"

Shit.

This was the question Baekhyun was scared of.

Was he really about to tell his beautiful guy he just met which he also might have a chance with, that he worked nowhere other than fucking Walmart? Hell no.

Baekhyun blinked and laughed humourlessly. "Well–"

"Oh come on, it can't possibly be worse than a waiter."

It can and it is.

He couldn't look stupid in front of him so he had to improvise.

"You see, I work at.. At the library!" Genius. "I put the books in the right places and you know.. Read."

The look on Chanyeol's face didn't look like he was buying the bullshit slipping out of Baekhyun's mouth. He was about to add some more bullshit to the string of bullshit he had created on the spot when the taller cut in,

"Really? Because I swear I saw you putting things on the shelf at Walmart this one time.." The younger scanned the red haired male's face, trying to recall if he was remembering correctly.

But before Chanyeol could think about it any longer, Baekhyun thought up of something. "That- That wasn't me. It was.. My twin brother! Goddamn that little fucker.. Everyone mixes us up all the time."

"Ah! I see."

Beakhyun wasn't sure if Chanyeol had bought it or not so he decided it would be best to drift away from the topic of jobs for a while and began talking about literally anything else. After talking for a while before the plane even took off, they decided to do their own thing. Chanyeol was listening to music while writing something in a small book. Baekhyun, being the nosy little fuck he is, glanced at what the taller was writing and got even more confused after he read the first two lines.

Hello angel, you're like a painting??

You're all I see when I look to the skies???

Baekhyun figured his to-be-dick-giver would have to find himself a pair of glasses or something sometime soon.

Maybe he could get some Pikachu glasses.

As soon as the plane was about to take off, Sehun popped into existence again.

"Welcome back fucker, I just had a full on conversation that didn't go wrong for once! Are you proud of me?" Baekhyun smirked and crossed his arms confidently.

The pink haired girl glanced up from her phone for a fraction of a second to give the red haired male yet another judging look.

This wasn't the first distasteful look she has given him and it possibly wasn't going to be the last;

Chanyeol and Baekhyun were off in their own little world, too indulged in their conversation when the girl sitting on the window seat suddenly got the urge to use the restroom. She contemplated holding it, who know, some nasty guy could've used the toilet and pissed all over it, she could catch rabbis or something. The pink haired girl pulled out her phone and began texting someone again.

[i'm trapped. my seat is next to fucking man. what if i catch something? x-x ]

After carefully looking over her choices, she decided she couldn't hold it in any longer and got up from her seat to use the bathroom, when that happened, Chanyeol accidentally brushed his arm against her. The taller apologized but she wasn't having any of it. She gagged and ran straight to the bathroom with out another word. Before she exited the scene, she mumbled something in fast Chinese. Baekhyun took Chinese in middle school and what he picked up was:

"I need some bitch repellent."

He figured that couldn't have possibly been correct so he just brushed it off and continued talking to Chanyeol about ferrets.

"What were you doing anyways? You were gone for a pretty long time. I thought you died or something."

"Nothing really important, I'll tell you later."

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stan loona

–April;