Chapter 7: WHY DID I DO THAT!?!?
One crazy murder spree later, the two were walking down the dusty Waterfall path, laughing to themselves cheerfully.
"That was the best." Error said happily. "I've never had so much fun murdering people!"
"Yeah, bro! That was pretty rad." Fresh agreed.
Error smiled. "You know, it's kinda nice to have someone to share this with. Blueberry was always trying to stop me from destroying these horrifying abominations."
"Ha! Yeah. It's totally a blast. Great way to relieve stress and ruin people's lives, dawg." Fresh told him.
"Yeah." Error smiled. "You know... You actually aren't that annoying, Fresh. Other than your ridiculous appearance and the way you talk, I mean."
"Well, you aren't as bad either, bro." Fresh replied with a smirk before frowning and narrowing his eyes at him. "Except when you diss me because, yo, that is uncool. Bullying is bodaciously bad."
Error laughed. "You just try to stop me." He retorted, sticking his tongue out.
Fresh rolled his eyes and pushed him off the path, causing Error let out a yelp of surprise as he fell into the river. After a moment, he surfaced, narrowing his eyes at Fresh and glitching in irritation. A lilypad was resting on his head. "That wasn't funny." Error grumbled, splashing him.
Fresh laughed, giving him a smirk. "Oh really? I thought it was hilarious." The parasite leaned down to splash Error back, but blue strings wrapped around him tightly and pulled him into the river too.
Error snickered as Fresh came back up with a frown, taking his hat off and trying to squeeze the water out of it. "Majorly uncool, dude."
"Oh really? I thought it was hilarious." Error mocked him, giving him a grin.
Fresh narrowed his eyes, splashing Error.
Error immediately splashed him back, chuckling to himself.
Fresh couldn't help but smile too as he splashed back again, and soon enough, it devolved into a full out splash war, the two of them laughing to themselves as they played around in the water. When they finally died down a bit, Error sighed. "We should probably go back to the anti void now that this place is empty." He said, still smiling warmly at Fresh.
"Haha, yeah." Fresh responded.
Neither of them moved.
"Uh...bro, are you going to-" Fresh began, confused, but before he could continue, Error suddenly grabbed Fresh by his shirt and smashed their faces together. Fresh's eyes widened in shock, but before he could say or do anything, Error pushed him away, glitching and blushing like crazy. "OH MY GOD, WHY DID I EVEN DO THAT!?" Error yelled, his eyes just as wide as Fresh's.
"Dude-" Fresh started to say, but Error hurriedly opened up a portal and jumped through it, closing it shut behind him. Fresh just stood there, soaking wet in the lake and more than a little confused. Eventually, he just shrugged and adjusted his glasses. "Whatevs."
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