Chapter 22
Me: OKAY HI THIS IS CHAPTER 22 AND GUYS OMG THANK YOU FOR 12.3K VIEWS!
Emily: when are we gonna stop fr
Me: until out souls get taken away
Mayu: WhAt
Me: or when we just get tired of it idk
Yoshiki: well I'm tired of it
Me: WELL IM NOT YOU LIK SHIT UR NOT LEAVING
UNTIL I SAY AND THAT WILL TAKE LIKE MAYBE ONE YEAR
Yoshiki: well shit
Me: let's start! First dare! Naomi you need to turn into pikachu and kill Satoshi with your tits- I mean light bolts
Naomi: o
Me: *turns naomi into Pikachu*
Lys: omg so kawaii
Naomi: stfu I'll kill u *tries to kill lys but she Kills Satoshit* FUUUUUUUU
Satoshi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyYyrywjxjekdjdjhwjxhrjzjejdheg
Me: get rekt lol
Ayumi: well shit
Jake: oh hi
Me: o shit hi bæ
Seiko: did you forgot about your boyfriend
Me: lol nah I knew he was missing
Jake: yeah I was searching for my weed
Kizami: o
Jake: but Yuka smoke it all
Yuka: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Satoshi G.: godammit Yuka-bitch
Me: okay next dare, okay this date is very weird, *turns Yoshiki into a vampire* you have to bite Ayumi in the neck m8
Yoshiki: okay *smirks* *grabs her and bites her in the neck*
Ayumi: ouch!
Me: YOu HuRt HeR
Lys: reg calm down jfc
Yoshiki: *kisses her*
Me: oh whale than
Jake: that was quick
Me: Ye lol, next dare, WE HAVE TO TRY GO FIGHT LEVI!!1111!!!!111!1!1!
Emily: nah bitch we will die
Yoshiki: lol kill this shorty
Levi:...what? I will ruin your fuck life U lil shit do u know who I am? I'm levi, I killed like 100 Titans bitch, how many have you killed u lil shit? No Titans them stfu
Jake: o
Tree: AwWWwW
Me: ATTACK!!!! *tries to hit Levi*
Levi: *grabs reg by the neck* poor girl
Me: //sobs
Savannah: well shit
Lys: DONT FEAR BBY REG I WILL SAVE YOU, LYS TO THE RESQQQQ *flies*
Ayumi: is that a plane?
Yuka: is that a bird?
Mayu: ITS WEED!!1!1!111!!!
Emily: jfc Mayu ur high again?
Mayu: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!11!1!1!
Lys: *grabs Reg* YEYEYEY
Me: YAAAAAAAY
Lys: *lets me fall* o shit
Me: *dies*
Everyone: *GESP*
Jake: NOoOoOooOoOoOOoOoOoOOOooOo BBy!!1!1!1!1
Me: lol what, still alive, I'm seitan's daughter I can't die
Jake: BBY
Me: OKAY EVERYONE ATTACK LEVI
Everyone: *attacks Levi but fail*
Levi: lol
Mayu: *hits him from behind with a beer* YEY!1!1!1!1!
Levi: *faints*
Yoshiki: WAIT A HIGH GIRL-
BEATS LEVI!?!1?11!!?
Morishige: Omg ilysm Mayu
Tree: LEVI!!!1!1!1!1!
Satoshi: o
Me: lol next dare, Seiko get Naomi pregnant!!
Seiko: o ok *gets her pregnant*
Kizami: sobs
Satoshi: FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD U FUCK MY GIRL AND SECOND OF ALL HOW CAN YOU GET HER PREGNANT
Me: nothing is impossible here 🌚
Tree: SO SATOSHI CAN GET ME PREGNANT?!?!?!?!??
Me: lol yes
Naomi: SeiiKkKoOoOO
Me: lol next dare, wait where is M. Yoshiki?
M. Yoshiki: here trying to fuck this rabbit I found
Me: omg why
M. Yoshiki: why not?
Me: YOU HAVE GO DANCE IN LAVA!!!1!1!1!2!2
M. Yoshiki: *lava appears out of nowhere*WAIT WTF HELP *dances*
Me: Yoshiki throw money at him since people ship you with him
Yoshiki: What?!!!??
Ayumi: ew sobs *hugs Yoshiki*
Me: lol *makes M. Yoshiki drow in Lava* lol sorry not sorry
Emily: LEVI HANST WAKE UP!!11!1!
Me: o ok
Emily: YOU BITCH *attacks Reg*
Me: HELP!!1!1!1! THIS IS ALL FOR TODAY!!! ILY ALL OW OW OW OW MY BOOB
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