Chapter 22

Me: OKAY HI THIS IS CHAPTER 22 AND GUYS OMG THANK YOU FOR 12.3K VIEWS!

Emily: when are we gonna stop fr

Me: until out souls get taken away

Mayu: WhAt

Me: or when we just get tired of it idk
Yoshiki: well I'm tired of it

Me: WELL IM NOT YOU LIK SHIT UR NOT LEAVING
UNTIL I SAY AND THAT WILL TAKE LIKE MAYBE ONE YEAR

Yoshiki: well shit

Me: let's start! First dare! Naomi you need to turn into pikachu and kill Satoshi with your tits- I mean light bolts

Naomi: o

Me: *turns naomi into Pikachu*

Lys: omg so kawaii

Naomi: stfu I'll kill u *tries to kill lys but she Kills Satoshit* FUUUUUUUU

Satoshi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyYyrywjxjekdjdjhwjxhrjzjejdheg

Me: get rekt lol

Ayumi: well shit

Jake: oh hi

Me: o shit hi bæ

Seiko: did you forgot about your boyfriend

Me: lol nah I knew he was missing

Jake: yeah I was searching for my weed

Kizami: o

Jake: but Yuka smoke it all

Yuka: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

Satoshi G.: godammit Yuka-bitch

Me: okay next dare, okay this date is very weird, *turns Yoshiki into a vampire* you have to bite Ayumi in the neck m8

Yoshiki: okay *smirks* *grabs her and bites her in the neck*

Ayumi: ouch!

Me: YOu HuRt HeR

Lys: reg calm down jfc

Yoshiki: *kisses her*

Me: oh whale than

Jake: that was quick

Me: Ye lol, next dare, WE HAVE TO TRY GO FIGHT LEVI!!1111!!!!111!1!1!

Emily: nah bitch we will die

Yoshiki: lol kill this shorty

Levi:...what? I will ruin your fuck life U lil shit do u know who I am? I'm levi, I killed like 100 Titans bitch, how many have you killed u lil shit? No Titans them stfu

Jake: o

Tree: AwWWwW

Me: ATTACK!!!! *tries to hit Levi*

Levi: *grabs reg by the neck* poor girl

Me: //sobs

Savannah: well shit

Lys: DONT FEAR BBY REG I WILL SAVE YOU, LYS TO THE RESQQQQ *flies*

Ayumi: is that a plane?

Yuka: is that a bird?

Mayu: ITS WEED!!1!1!111!!!

Emily: jfc Mayu ur high again?

Mayu: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!11!1!1!

Lys: *grabs Reg* YEYEYEY

Me: YAAAAAAAY

Lys: *lets me fall* o shit

Me: *dies*

Everyone: *GESP*

Jake: NOoOoOooOoOoOOoOoOoOOOooOo BBy!!1!1!1!1

Me: lol what, still alive, I'm seitan's daughter I can't die

Jake: BBY

Me: OKAY EVERYONE ATTACK LEVI

Everyone: *attacks Levi but fail*

Levi: lol

Mayu: *hits him from behind with a beer* YEY!1!1!1!1!

Levi: *faints*

Yoshiki: WAIT A HIGH GIRL-
BEATS LEVI!?!1?11!!?

Morishige: Omg ilysm Mayu

Tree: LEVI!!!1!1!1!1!

Satoshi: o

Me: lol next dare, Seiko get Naomi pregnant!!

Seiko: o ok *gets her pregnant*

Kizami: sobs

Satoshi: FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD U FUCK MY GIRL AND SECOND OF ALL HOW CAN YOU GET HER PREGNANT

Me: nothing is impossible here 🌚

Tree: SO SATOSHI CAN GET ME PREGNANT?!?!?!?!??

Me: lol yes

Naomi: SeiiKkKoOoOO

Me: lol next dare, wait where is M. Yoshiki?

M. Yoshiki: here trying to fuck this rabbit I found

Me: omg why

M. Yoshiki: why not?

Me: YOU HAVE GO DANCE IN LAVA!!!1!1!1!2!2

M. Yoshiki: *lava appears out of nowhere*WAIT WTF HELP *dances*

Me: Yoshiki throw money at him since people ship you with him

Yoshiki: What?!!!??

Ayumi: ew sobs *hugs Yoshiki*

Me: lol *makes M. Yoshiki drow in Lava* lol sorry not sorry

Emily: LEVI HANST WAKE UP!!11!1!

Me: o ok

Emily: YOU BITCH *attacks Reg*

Me: HELP!!1!1!1! THIS IS ALL FOR TODAY!!! ILY ALL OW OW OW OW MY BOOB

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