Corbeau: Alright, which one of you whores fucking poisoned the plague

Lapin: We're going to beat you to death

Minou: FAM IT'S LIT

Plague: *cough cough* *PUKES*

Riz: We all did, I have no idea how you were able to date the plague but it's gotta stop

Corbeau: Shut the fuck up, you're hot as hell but plague is my bae now. Come on plague.

Plague: *gets up and walks home with Corb, killing everyone they pass on the way*

Tart: All of France is going to die and it'll be their fault. We gotta stop them.

Melissa: Exactly, we need a new plan

Elisa: Can't we just kidnap the plague and quarantine it until it dies?

Riz: ...

Tart: ...

Melissa: ...

Tart: WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!

...

Corbeau: Let it all out... there ya go...

Plague: *Throws up in a bucket, coughing* Ugh this hurts...

Corbeau: It's okay, beautiful. Now, I gotta go fight in war, I'll leave Minou to taking care of you.

Plague: Wait- *BARF*

Corbeau: Hm?

Plague: I love you- *throws up in bucket, the bucket's full now.*

Corbeau: Aw, love you too, babe. *leaves*

Minou: Thats lit fam.

Plague: Is that all you ever say?

Minou: *nods*

Plague: Figured.

Tart:*CRASHES THROUGH WINDOW* DIE

Minou: FAM??

Eliza: *kidnaps the plague*

Minou: LIT FAM!! IT'S!!!

Melissa: What the hell happened to you?

Minou: It's lit.

Melissa: ... okay *leaves*

..

Tart: *throws the plague in a room and locks the door.* There!

Eliza: As long as Corbeau doesn't find out, and as long as Riz keeps her distracted, we'll be fine.

Melissa: Riz can't fight forever, and Minou's probably going to go warn her.

Eliza: Oh please, Minou can only say three words.

Tart: I hope that the plague will be at least half dead by the time Riz gets back..