Riz: Why must Corbeau spread the plague every fucking Tuesday.

Tart: I don't know! And now she's dating it!

Plague: I beg your pardon?

Corbeau: Don't talk about my gf like that

Melissa: CORBEAU- uH... what's your last name?

Corbeau: I have no idea.

Melissa: FINE! CORBEAU MCFUCKER, I HEAR BY SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH

Corbeau: Kinky.

Melissa: NOT LIKE THAT

Plague: I'm gonna go explore town

Corbeau: K babe, love you

Plague: Yippee

Elisa: Why haven't we executed her yet, she's part of an upper class family, technically a princess, so shouldn't she be beheaded?

Tart: No that's not until about 200 years.

Elisa: What

Tart: What

Lapin: YO BITCHES I JUST KILLED LIKE 50 PEOPLE LOL

Minou: That's lit fam

Corbeau: PERFECT

Isabeau: h i

Riz: I'M DONE, GOOD BYE

Melissa: NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US

Kyubey: OI SUP HOES

The Isabeau sisters: Whom'st'i'vist are you

Tart: MONSIEUR ANGEL!!!

Corbeau: *crushes Kyubey under foot*

Tart: >:O

Plague: I'm back lol

Minou: That's lit fam

Corbeau: Perfect *she gives the plague a kiss*

Isabeau: *devolves*

Lapin: I'm super man! *shoots through the roof*

Minou: *that's lit fam*

Tart: What just happened

Elisa: I- I don't know

Corbeau: *takes the plague on a date*

Riz: Imma kill the plague, who's with me!

Tart, Melissa, Elisa: RAHHHHHH!!!!!