Corbeau:God damn I'm bored

Riz:You better not spread the plague

Corbeau:Fine

Corbeau:Sike *spreads plague*

Tart:Gosh damn it, RIZ!!!

Corbeau:Heehoo can't catch me

Plague:Yeet

Corbeau:Shit fam you hot as hell

Plague:*kills child* Really? :D

Corbeau:Yeah lol

Riz:What the fuck

Riz:I told you not to spread the fucking plague

Corbeau:I was bored

Riz:Then seduce someone damn

Corbeau:I seduced the plague

Riz:WHAT??? HOW!???!?

Corbeau:Idk lmao

Tart:I'm scared

Melissa:The town's dying

Elisa:What do we do

Lapin:I HEARD DEATH WAS INVOLVED?????

Corbeau:Yeah lol

Minou:That's lit

Tart:WHEN DID YOU TWO GET HERE

Corbeau:Anyways imma go hang with my new hot big titty goth girlfriend, Plague.

Plague: ./////w/////.

Minou:That's lit

Lapin:She's got bigger titties than Minou and Riz!!!

Plague:T-Tank u onii-san U//w//U

Minou:That's lit fam.

Corbeau:*Takes the Plague to town and goes to some random shop to have fist date*

Melissa:Hol up buster, plague spreading is illegal

Corbeau:Eat my ass on a silver plater and spell Wednesday from memory, Melissa. I do what I want.

Melissa:I WILL DESTROY YOU

Corbeau:That's hot

Melissa:Wait no

Corbeau:I didn't know you were kinky

Plague:Uh

Corbeau:Oh forgive me babe I was just gettin rid of Melly of here

Plague:Oh my god

Tart:DON'T FUCKING USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN YOU MISTAKE

Plague:Okay lol

Corbeau:*kisses Plague* 

Riz:*slaps Corbeau*

Corbeau:hArdER dADddY~

Everyone:...

Corbeau:What

Plague:*takes Corbeau and they go have dinner together, killing everyone around them as they e a t*