me: (listening to music, my favorite song comes on) radio keeps doling out the hits today

my friend: you have headphones on

me: so i do

my friend: that's your personal playlist

me: oh

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my mom: what are you doing

me: making a smoothie

my mom: for dinner?

me: its vent art mom

the cinnamon represents my sadness

(uncaps cinnamon, pours into smoothie)

my mom: i take it the erg test did not go well

me: it did not

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me: (wakes up) 

my leg: (screaming)

me: you and me both buddy

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i just realized we're actually not close to part 100 i just have a lot of drafts