Church held up a holographic hand. "Wait Caboose."

"Yes church?" Caboose asked whilst tilting his head.

"Her name is Angela Caboose. Why is her last name caboose?" Carolina asked as he remembered.

"Oh back in 7th grade me and Angela were in a play. I was a prince and she was a princess. In one scene we got married and touched mouths for some reason. After the play she said she wanted her last name to be mine as well and I said I would like that very much too." Caboose says with a smile as tucker is kinda pounding his head on the table, Wash was eating the cookies and Carolina was just looking at me like he was insane.

"So she and you got married in a play and kissed. Then decided to take on your last name?" Carolina questioned as Caboose nodded.

"Why is that wrong?" He asked as he scratched his head.

"Uh....." Wash sounded trying to explain when the sound of another pelican was heard. All of blue team besides Caboose looked at one another before sprinting outside to see a woman stepping off the pelican in blue armor. She cared a scanner pistol like doc did.

"THAT'S IT I'M KILLING MYSELF!" Tucker screamed catching Angela's attention before he walked away. She smiled and made her way over.

"Are you blue team?" She asked as wash nodded. "Its a pleasure to be assigned here in Valhalla with you commander." She saluted as Wash saluted back.

"Well come into the base and I'll introduce everyone to you." Wash said as she nodded walking in. When they got inside Caboose let out a scream of joy.

"ANGELA!" He yelled as she rushed and tackled him to the ground in a hug.

"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH CABOOSEY WOOSY!" She yelled back before she kissed his lips passionately. Wash, Carolina, and Church all stood there looking in different directions in awkwardness.

"I MISSED YOU TO!" Caboose yelled back after Angela separated. She giggled before cuddling him a bit before wash coughed into his hand.

"Sorry commander I lost control of myself there." Angela apologized while quickly getting up. Caboose stood next to her and she decided to slip her hand in his.

"It's fine Angela." Carolina said as Angela noticed Church.

"Is that an AI?" She asked amazed as Caboose answered.

"No he's a tiny ghost who can go from different people that he wants too. Then he died again before turning into delta then into epsilon. He's my best friend." Caboose said proudly causing Angela to start laughing so hard she snorted.

"Yes I'm an AI. Something the blue idiot still hasn't comprehended." Church said before a spoon was thrown through his body.

"Don't insult him." She said so seriously that it made Carolina shiver a bit. "He may be slow but he's the kindest soul alive." Angela defended caboose while hugging his torso. He had a couple inches on her.

"Gesh. Sorry." Church said sarcastically before disappearing.

"Sorry about him. He is a really big Asshole." Carolina said as Angela stopped paying attention.

"Hey caboose why don't you show me where you sleep so I can set up in the same room?" Angela suggested as wash was taken back.

"Is that normal for you guys?" Wash asked as Caboose nodded.

"We were close neighbors so I decided to sneak into his room a few nights of the week before his mom caught me. After that I just had to make sure his mom knew I was there." Angela explained before giving Caboose a look of pure bliss. "Can you carry me like you use too?" Without even responding he picked her up and walked through the halls of the base.

"I swear if I hear them having sex even once I'm going to get sigma." Church threatened as Wash laughed.

"Well technically Church since I am in your armor I am the captain. Both from experience and rank. So it would be my decision of what to do." Wash explained causing him to groan.

Caboose and Angela were currently laying down in cabooses room on his bed. Somehow in the few minutes they were gone both of them were able to strip down to their under clothing. Caboose wore no short and black pj pants. Angela wore one of his tshirts and panties."I love you Caboose."

"I love you too Angela. You're the bestest best friend. Even better than church." He said making her smile and snuggled into his chest. He instinctively wrapped his arms around her and smiled.

"I missed this so much." Angela sighed happily as Caboose was just smiling. "Caboose can I ask you something?"

"Yes angela?" Caboose asked filled with curiosity.

"Would you like to be my boyfriend?" She asked as Caboose got confused.

"What do you mean? Aren't I already your friend?" He asked frowning a bit. Angela chuckled a bit before leaning down and kissing his lips.

"Yes but being boyfriend and girlfriend is different than being friends." Angela explained as Caboose was still a bit confused. "Do you remember how my mom and dad were?" She questioned.

"Yeah they were doing almost exactly like we are. Only they did it everywhere." Caboose said still confused.

"Well it also means being best friends no matter what. But you can only have one. I was hoping that I could be your best friend as well as you being mine." Caboose then kissed her hugging her more.

"I would be so happy to have you as my bestest girlfriend!" He said happily as Angela squealed and started to kiss him more.

"Hey Caboose did you want to play naked wrestling?" Angela asked a bit promiscuously as Caboose nodded happily.

Outside all of blue team sat near the stream as Tucker was pissed off since everyone could hear Angela's screams of pleasure and comments about how big caboose is. "Carolina." Tucker said with irritation as he had his helmet off.

"What tucker?" She asked trying to ignore the sounds.

"Can you knock me out?" He asked confusing both freelancers.

"Why?"

"Because I do not want to hear about cabooses 14 inches." He said both sarcastically and Seriously.

"No you're suffering with us." Carolina said as he groaned.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLUETARDS DOING?!" Sarge yelled from 20 feet away which could barely be heard.

"WE GOT A NEW MEDIC OVER HERE AND CABOOSE IS APPARENTLY FUCKING HER BRAINS OUT!" Tucker yelled with fury.

"YES YES YES HARDER DEEPER CABOOSE!" Angela yelled out as sarges jaw droped.

"Wait they got a new soldier and she's fucking Caboose?" Grif/Griff asked bewildered.

"Yeah.... Apparently they had a relationship before he got deployed to blood gultch." Wash explained as the sound of climaxes could be heard.

"OH GOD CABOOSE I'M CUMMING! CUM INSIDE ME!" Angela yelled as Simmons passed out.

"Wash I uh think you can go talk to them now." Carolina said as wash was trying to think of how to deal with this.

Angela laid next to Caboose out of breath and in tons of pleasure. Caboose was the same only difference was he had more stamina than Angela so he was less out of breath. "So who won Angela?" He asked as she just rolled over on top of him and smiled.

"You did." She said holding his right hand as pulled a blanket off the floor on top of them and she passed out as Caboose held her close. Off above the waterfall that lead into the canyon was a man in white armor as his orange visor glowed he was wondering who the hell was screaming so badly.