Random announcer: And now, welcome back to another exciting episode of, CONVERSATIONS WITH BOB!
Me: GO AWAY RANDOM PERSON! *Boots him out*
Bob: *sarcastically* Wow you are so nice.
Me: I KNOW RIGHT!
Bob: *winces* and so loud!!
Me: Well sorry!
Bob: Your not sorry. Your never sorry.
Me: *dramatic gasp* UNTRUE!
Bob: TOO TRUE!
ME: UNTR..oh wait that is true! * slaps Bob in the face* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Bob: See? I knew you were not sorry.
Me: Shut up Bob.
Bob: Your not being very entertaining...
Me: *Gasp* Your right! What should we do?
Bob: We could... I got nothing.
Me: *Flings arm out* *accidentally hits Bob*
Bob: OW!
Me: Sorry.
Bob: *Mumbles* Your not sorry.
Me: Shut up Bob. Trying to foces here.
Bob: Oookkkk???
Me: PITCH BLACK GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
*Pitch appears*
Bob: I thought you are supposed to say, Pitch, I summon you?
Me: Meh. This was more effective.
Pitch: What do you want, foolish little girl? I was busy!
Me: Is that a My little Pony doll?
Pitch: What? He he, no its not! * Hide it behind is back*
Me: It is! It is! Pitch likes my little pony! *Snaps picture with the cell phone I don't actually have. :( *
Pitch: WHAT! GIMMIE THAT!
Me: Aaannnnnnddddd send!
Pitch: YOUR. GONNA. DIE.
Me: yay!
Pitch: 0-0 I think she is broken...
Bob: Nah she is fine...
Me: *Arm falls off*
Bob: DARN IT! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED MORE GLUE!