Me: Hola amigos!
Bob: Are you spanish now?
Me: No I am Canadian!
Bob: then why are you speaking Spanish?
Me: Why is the sky blue? Why do I have a bucket on mi head? We'll never know the answers.
Bob: Ooookk then?!
Me: BOB GUESS WHAT!
Bob: WHAT?
ME: IM BORED!
Bob: Yah no kidding.
Me: So I'm going to stalk someone!
Bob: Oh no, I'm in trouble. This never ends well....
Me: So who do you want to stalk?
Bob: Me?!
Me: OK then. *starts looking up "BOB" on social networking sites* Bob: wait no I was just... *sighh* Never mind.
Me: *backs up two feet and starts taking pictures*
Bob: ooookkk I'm just...gonna...go.... *walks out*
Me: *follows while staring creepily at Bob*
Bob: *weirded out* *walks faster*
Me: *takes more pictures while still staring creepily*
Bob: *scared* *Starts running* STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Me: *runs, jumps on Bobs shoulders, pushes him to the ground, and sits on his back* #LIKE A BOSS!!!!
Bob: OW! NIGHHT WHAT THE HECK! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Me: I thought it would be fun.
Bob: *struggles to get up* *fails* AND?!
Me: I was right. Like always.
Bob: -_- NIGHT IF YOU DONT GET OFF MY BACK RIGHHT NOW I WILL TELL EVERYONE WHO YOUR CRUSH IS!
Me: *sits on bobs head* I'm off your back!
Bob: THATS NOT WHAT I MENT!
Me: well sorry. You should have been more clear.
Bob: Your right. Its not my fault your too stupid to understand.
Me: *Pauses* *slowly gets up and hangs head* *starts to sniffle*
Bob: Night? You OK? Night?
Me: *crying ever so softly*
Bob: *walks over* Night? *squats down to look at my face* Night I'm sorry.
Me: BOOO!!!!! *fake jumps at Bob*
Bob: AHHHH!!!!! *falls over backwards* NIGHT!
Me: GOT YA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Bob: *grumbles* Not funny.
Me: No, your right, its not funny.
Bob: See!
Me: ITS HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Bob: -_-
Me: OK Bob I'm sorry. But it was super funny.
Bob: OK...
Me: *starts running around in circles for no reason*
Bob: *trips me*
Me: *face plants*
Bob: Now that was funny! HAHAHAHAHA...ha.... Night?
Me: AAAARRRRGGGGGGH!!!!! *Runs at Bob with a bazooka*
Bob: AHHHHHH!!!!! * runs away screaming*
Me: DIE!!! EAT METAL!
Bob: ITS FIRE STUPID!
Me: I DONT CARE! DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bob: *screams* *faints*
Me: *peers over Bob* awe its broken.
Bob: Night..... Don't ever do that again.
Me: NIGHTSTAR OUT! PEACE!