Me: Hi!
Bob: Hey what's new with you?
Me: I learned how to pull random objects from nothing!
Bob: I thought u knew how to do that.....
Me: I DID NOT! *Pulls out hammer out of mid air and smacks Bob with it*
Bob: see you just did it!
Me: did what?
Bob: pulled a hammer from hammer space.
Me: well ya where else am I supposed to get a hammer? The store?
Bob: uh ya.....
Me: WHAT! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME! *runs to the story and buys a million hammers*
Bob: why did you buy a million hammers?
Me: *whacks Bob with one* DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC!
Bob: ow!
Me: why?
Bob: you hit me with a hammer!
Me: why?
Bob: IDK!
Me: why?
Bob: why are you saying-
Me: why?
Bob: yes.
Me: idk.
Bob: why?
Me: *sacks him with a hammer* OH NO YOU DONT THATS MY LINE!
Bob: ow.
Me: why?
Bob: STOP! YOUR SO ANNOYING!
Me: *looks at Bob with huge doe eyes that start to water* I was only asking why....*sniffle*
Bob: *looks down at the ground ashamed* sorry...
Me: I forgive you. And I am sorry that I gave you a concession. *wispers* Your so gullible...
Bob: what was that?
Me: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Bob: Are you surrreeeee??????
Me: Yepgottagobye! *dashes off*
Bob: What! GET BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOUR HIIDDDIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
ME: *In distance* PEACE DARLING READERS! DONT FORGER TO VOTE IF YOU LIKE MY STORY! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT!
Bob: bye!
Me: DOUBLE PEACE!
A/N
I'm in school... School is boring....