Me: *walks in really sad and depressed*
Bob: Hiya Night! Why are you sad?
Me: *slaps Bob across the face* You ought to know!
Bob: Owww.... What did I do?
Me: I've had enough to do already, you don't have to keep calling me worthless, and stupid! I'm not!
Bob: I didn't do that I swear!
Me: Oh suuurrreeee... I suppose that was some other voice in my head that hates me!
Bob: I don't hate you I swear. Please night, just listen to me.
Me: Last time I did that you called me names.
Bob: Night, I swear I don't call you names. I care about you. Sure, I call you names when we are fighting, or having a silly conversation. We are friends, and that's what real friends do. But I swear I do not call you names like worthless, just to hurt you. I'd never hurt you. I'm your imaginary friend remember?
Me: *sniffle* But if you don't do it, who's the negative voice in my head then?
?: I am! You annoying idiot.
Me: Who are you?
Bob: And don't call night that!
?: I'm this runts negative voice in her head. I am what she hears when she feels doubt, or worthless, or upset. You may make her feel happy, but I make her feel worthless.
Bob: Enough with the name calling!
?: what ever you say, you happy-Go-lucky blowhard.
Me: Enough! Why are you here? Are you the one who is annoying me with there hateful words?
?: Yep! Your welcome!
Me: Gotta name?
?: Nope. Not that you could come up with a good one anyway.
Bob: Hey she is a great name picker!
?: Your one to talk. What kinda name is Bob anyway? Its stupid.
Me: I'm just gonna call you Emily.... Cuase your a girl and your evil, and Evie was already taken.
Emily: It sucks. I hate it. Your a terrible name picker.
Me: Shut up Emily.
Bob: Hey it wasn't me! First time!
Me: Shut up Bob.
Bob: dang it.
Me: So Emily, could you go away, for like, forever?
Emily: Nope! I will always be here, whispering doubt and mean words in to your mind.
Bob: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Pulls out sword* FOR NARNIA!!!
Me: *grabs battle Axe* FOR SPARTA!!
Bob: WHAT SHE SAID! CHARRRRGGGEEEE!!!!!
Emily: Pff, bring it on. *jumps over bobs sword* *punches him in the face*
Me: NOOOO BOB!!!!
Bob: *staggers backwards*
Emily: *kicked bob in the stomach*
Bob: *falls over*
Me: BOB GWT UP AND FIGHT!!!
Bob: I DONT KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY FIGHT TO HURT SOMEONE!
Me: Uuggghhh. Fiinnneeee. *flips hair back* Hey Emily! I think your hair looks great!
Emily: Shut up! *advances towards Bob*
Me: Then again, its the wrong shade of black for your job. Hey I know! You and I should go to the salon! We can get it dyed together! It can be a girls night out!
Emily: *stops, annoyed* I told you to shut up!
Me: And then after we can go get our nails done, and then we can go to Starbucks *girly squeel* and everything will be perfect!
Emily: *grits teeth* If you will not hold your tongue, then I will gladly remove it for you!
Me: *smirks* All right then. *Steps back and holds out arms* Come take it.
Emily: *charges towards night, holding a rapier up high*
Me: *ducks out of way* *trips Emily*
Emily:* Falls, and drops sword*
Me: Picks it up* *holds it to her throat* give up.
Emily: Never! *tries to get up*
Me: *kicks her down, knocking the wind out of her* That wasn't a question. Leave me alone.
Emily: You can't get rid of me, because as long as you have creativity in you, I will always be there. You can't destroy me, but I can destroy you. *smirks* Goodbye. *vanishes*
Me: ....
Bob: *walks over* I could have taken her.
Me: *slaps Bob upside the head* shut up Bob. *smiles*
Bob: To quote Yang, 'Well, that was a thing'.
Me: A long thing. PEACE!