Bob: Hi guys. Night isn't hear right now, she is playing cookie clicker. She is up to like.... Two million cookies....
Me: Only one million!!!
Bob: Anyway, she is sorry she hasn't been able to update. Between school, and chores, and AWANA, she has been swamped.
Me: I have three tests three days in a row. I hate my teachers...
Bob: no you don't.
Me: OK, I don't hate them, but I don't really like them at the moment ether.
Bob: how did your science test go?
Me: My biggest question was: when, in all of time and space, did we ever learn this FREAKING INFORMATION!!!
Bob: Well maybe, if you studyed instead of watching HTTYD, you would have know!
Me: But facts are boorrriiinnngggg....
Bob: Well, lets do something stupid.
Me: Lets go jump off a building.
Bob: Umm.... *I grab his arm and pull him away* AHH!!! I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS!!!!
(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME FREAKING OUT!!)
BOB&Night: *standing on the edge of 100 story skyscraper*
Bob: I can't believe I let you talk me into this!
Me: It will be fine! Stop worrying!!
Bob: Oh I am so far beyond worrying!
Me: In a good way?
Bob: In a bad way! In A very,bad, way!
Me: Well why don't we just jump!
Bob: Are you crazy!?
Me: *jumps off*
Bob: you insufferable little- *gets pushed from behind* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emily: *rolls her eyes* Friends these days.
Me: THIS IS AWESOME AND SCARY!!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!
Bob: IM GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!! I AM TOOO IMAGINARY TO DIE!!!
ME: *Grabs bobs hand and teleports to the bottom* See? We are fine!!
Bob: I hate you.
Me: *runs away* You know you love me MEEEEEE!!
Emily: Awww you didn't die.
Me: HUGS! *Goes to hug Emily*
Emily: Touch me and die.
Me: *pokes her* hahahahahahahahahaha-*falls over*
Bob: Emily! You killed her!
Emily: No,I just put her to sleep. For a few hundred years. Kinda like sleeping beauty, only she is ugly.
Bob: But how do we break the curse?
Emily: You don't. Duh. I'm outa here. The dumbness level here is at the max. *teleports away*
Bob: but.... But....
Me: *crawlss over to bob and jumps on him* BOO!!
Bob: MOMMY!!!!
Me: surprise!!!
Bob: AHHHH!!!
Me: *singsong* I was faking aaallllll along! *victory dance*
Bob: Kill me....
Me: Ok! Hold still! *Pulls out a katana*
Bob: JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING!
Me: *rushes towards him*
Bob: EEEEEEEPP! *Faints*
Me: *chuckles* silly silly bob. *puts katana away* Peace GEMS!