They are best friends since babyhood

*At retr0's house at 3AM*

Tenya:........ superman isn't straight

Retr0: *hanging upside down From the ceiling* what?

Tenya: superman.isnt.straight think about it... majority of guys who look like that aren't straight...like majority of guys who are that perfect are gay *takes a sip of soda*

Retr0: *long pause* oh shit....bruh you right....and I BET he's dating Batman!

Tenya: *spits out the soda and chokes* b-bitch yessss!

Retr0: bruh why the fuck do we think about this stuff at ONLY 3am?

Tenya: Because we have nothing but energy drinks and ramen at around 11

Retr0: okay fair point but still bruh

Tenya: agh no *takes another drink*

Retr0: .....the joker may be Asexual

Tenya: *spits out soda* AGH RETR0!