(Guy Friend and I are sitting in his room. He is playing a video game and I am reading)

Guy Friend: Arg!!!! This level had soy milk! I hate soy milk! SOY MILK SHOULD BURN IN HELL!

Me: *cracks up* You have no idea how funny that sounds!!!

Guy Friend: I told you this is a weird game!

Me: SOY MILK SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!! *laughs more*

Guy Friend: *laughs*

(A bit later)

Guy Friend: Ugh! I got fish head! FISH HEAD IS TERRIBLE!!!!

Me: *cracks up again* You say the weirdest things when you play that game! I'm gonna email those to Mia!

Guy Friend: Say I was playing a video game.

Me: Nope. *hits send*

Guy Friend: Dude! Tell her I was playing a game!

Me: SOY MILK SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!!! *cracks up*

Guy Friend: What am I going to do with you...