Sooooo this happened a while ago and I guess I just forgot about it! It's really funny though. I'm at a sleepover with a friend at her house. She is thinner then me (I certainly don't care) which is how that conversation came to happen.

Me: *rummages through suitcase* Shoot. Hey (name here), do you have any shorts I could borrow to sleep in?

Friend: Um, maybe. I don't know if I have any that would fit you though.

Me: Well, let's see.

Friend: *pulls out a pair of shorts.*  Here. Try this.

Me: *tries to put on shorts but can't fit them over my butt* ABORT! ABORT! MY BUTT IS TOO BIG FOR THIS! *hops around trying to pull the shorts off*

Friend: *cracks up*

Well, that was short! And yes, I did actually yell that. XD