(Me, ThatApolloKid, Boy 1, Johns Hopkins, and 7th grader 1 are in the gym having recess. We are all debating who 7th grader 1's godly parent would be except for Johns who is dribbling a basketball)

7th grader 1: So who would my godly parent be?

Boy 1: I don't know. Is there a God of waffles?

Johns Hopkins: It's probably Hermes.