Drum Roll Please.... (I should really come up with something more creative)

The winner is thanks_but_nah (quiet applause...jk THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE HEARD LL THE WAY IN HELL)

She won as I absolutely loved all of her puns, no matter how dry they were I still ended up laughing. So thanks for that XD "Its the story of a cat named Cate. Cate wasn't a normal cat, she was half tabby, half Siamese, but instead of the fur colors blending together, it split her fur into two different types. Cats never wanted to hang out with Cate because she was a bit different, and it always put Cate in a bad mood, causing the adaptation of Cate to be delayed, and that caused her to be even more grumpy, thus a bad circle of events. Soon, Cate realized she was beautiful in her own way and started to become more joyful and kitten like. She was adopted by the purrfect family and lived happily ever after...until they got a dog and all Cate could say was "You cat to be kitten me meow"

Real Definition:

To divide into two branches or forks.

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