"Hey, babe!"

"I don't want to talk to you right now."

"Why not?"

"Because I hate you, Jenny!"

"No, Chris, you love me."

"I do not love you, Jenny."

"Liar."

"No, you know how much I hate you. I hate you more than I hate myself, Jenny."

"Why would you hate yourself, babe? You're perfect!"

"Then why would you cheat on me?"

"Oh, come on! Ben looked too hot to resist! You've probably cheated on me before, too!"

"No. And I didn't think you would ever do this. I thought you actually loved me."

"Nope! I was just playing you. You were dumb enough to fall for it."

"Yeah, I was dumb."

"But if we break up, you'll never find anyone like me."

"That's kind of the point!"

"..."

"At a loss for words? I'm out of here."

"Watch your back, Christopher!"

"What are you going to do about it?"

"You'll see."

"OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDD!"

"HAHAHAHA! That was so easy. That was too easy."

"Ow..."

"Take it like a man! Oh, wait, you're not a man! HAHAHAHA!"

"Leave me alone..."

"Okay, but this will be the last time you see me."

"Thank God."

"Still... watch yourself."

"Jerk."