(Drew and I wanted to write something together and we are both fans of The Kane Chronicles. So, we are working on a Hetalia parody of The Red Pyramid. I hope you enjoy the first part, let me know if you want to see more of this. By the way, the personifications and the people with the human names are different in  this.)

My name is Ludwig Beilschmidt, I'm 14 years old and my home is wherever a plane drops me off. You see, my dad's a historian. He's mostly into Germanic and Roman history , but he's done stuff on Egypt too. Today, we were in London, England to visit my older sister. Ever since our mother died, Gilberta stayed in England. Our cousin, Arthur Kirkland. and his husband, Francis, won the right to be Gilberta's legal guardians. The court battle was a true battle. Arthur even started throwing scones! During the cab ride, I looked over at Dad, he was holding onto his Iron Cross again. He only did that when he was nervous. "Stop here." He told the driver. Dad turned to me, he looked more thoughtful then usual. "Get your sister." Without question, I headed up to the doorstep. (I hope I describe her well, so she doesn't hit me.) My sister was...interesting. Gilberta was only two inches taller then me even though she's 15, her hair was dyed white with streaks of red and Prussian blue, and I've rarely seen her without headphones or earbuds near her. "You're late," Gilberta crossed her arms. ",We only get one day in the winter and one day in the summer together, and you're late!" Great, she was already mad at us. A dog poked its head out the door. "Get back inside!"